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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #255 on: January 07, 2015, 09:26:50 AM »
XD naughty naughty!)))


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #256 on: January 07, 2015, 01:05:32 PM »
(How to deal with rejection)
Dayum, girl, why you bein' so salty? You know it's only makin' me thirstier.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #257 on: January 07, 2015, 02:00:53 PM »
Hi there. Heard of Pickup 52? Well, you're Pickup Number 1.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #258 on: January 07, 2015, 11:38:12 PM »
Please keep all "pickup lines" free of sexual content or suggestive content, as such things are against the rules, regardless of it being serious or not.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #259 on: January 14, 2015, 03:06:18 AM »
"I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS! I am a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious- You want to be MY LOVER?! Earn it." -Spy, 2k14
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #260 on: January 14, 2015, 06:28:52 AM »
I suppose I could trade my Koenigsegg for a Hoenigsegg (hehe, hoe)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #261 on: January 15, 2015, 05:16:42 PM »
hey there are you a pepper?

cause i want to be jalapeno.  ;)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #262 on: January 15, 2015, 05:39:40 PM »
Did you break my metronome?  Coz my heart just skipped a beat.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #263 on: January 15, 2015, 07:56:53 PM »
I have several leather bound books
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #264 on: January 15, 2015, 10:07:20 PM »
^lol  you win! XD
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #265 on: January 16, 2015, 08:41:36 PM »
Hey girl, are you gasoline? Cause even though you expensive I'd still pump you in my van.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #266 on: January 16, 2015, 10:32:53 PM »
I would give you my heart but you stole it before I could ^_^
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #267 on: January 17, 2015, 01:01:19 AM »
Are you a diamon because you seem pretty.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #268 on: January 17, 2015, 02:28:05 AM »
*bumps into woman, knocking her down*


"Oh, im sorry." *reaches out* "you were so pretty, I was blinded. Let me help you up to a Nice Dinner."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #269 on: January 17, 2015, 05:24:04 AM »
You must be my anti-matter equivalent, because I'm absolutely attracted to you

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I must be an electron and you a proton, because I'm positively attracted to you :3
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