Always have a fresh supply of ham to feed the ham radio when it's hungry
Dont scream at it, it's a timid peice of technology and will stop working when scared!
Dont feed it after midnight.
Wearing a silly hat is reccomended, Ham radios love silly hats!
And, whatever you do, dont bring any beef product, the ham radio will be angry at your failure to bring the sacrificial pig slices!
5 weird foods