CSI: Furdom

[Arke]

He stood in front of where the pictures had been lain out. "I'm no investigator, but I can't see why anyone would steal a giant fiberglass cow..."

"It's too complicated to be a prank, maybe we just have people who hate Furs so much they'll do anything to mess them up. I wish I could go back in time to ancient Egypt, declare myself goddess, and spend my days pouncing my gorgeous serving-men."

He laughed a bit, reaching absently for a cigarette before remembering smoking to be frowned upon in the lab area. "Same here... Except for the 'Godess' and 'self-serving men' parts."

[Jude Wolfshiem]

He stood in front of where the pictures had been lain out. "I'm no investigator, but I can't see why anyone would steal a giant fiberglass cow..."

"It's too complicated to be a prank, maybe we just have people who hate Furs so much they'll do anything to mess them up. I wish I could go back in time to ancient Egypt, declare myself goddess, and spend my days pouncing my gorgeous serving-men."

He laughed a bit, reaching absently for a cigarette before remembering smoking to be frowned upon in the lab area. "Same here... Except for the 'Godess' and 'self-serving men' parts."

"I wish we could have been the Furs Marco Polo met. Nobody believed him, but here we are!" Jude groaned. "It only took until the 1900's for us to be bloody discovered and begin to integrate. Oh well, not our fault we all were hanging out on a tropical island. We thought humans were myths! Talk about your culture shock!"

[Arke]

"It's too complicated to be a prank, maybe we just have people who hate Furs so much they'll do anything to mess them up. I wish I could go back in time to ancient Egypt, declare myself goddess, and spend my days pouncing my gorgeous serving-men."

He laughed a bit, reaching absently for a cigarette before remembering smoking to be frowned upon in the lab area. "Same here... Except for the 'Godess' and 'self-serving men' parts."

"I wish we could have been the Furs Marco Polo met. Nobody believed him, but here we are!" Jude groaned. "It only took until the 1900's for us to be bloody discovered and begin to integrate. Oh well, not our fault we all were hanging out on a tropical island. We thought humans were myths! Talk about your culture shock!"

"God forbid mankind was the only race on Earth to become bipedal and develop a common language."

[Jude Wolfshiem]

"No kidding. Though it's weird how most animals have Fur counterparts. Though most of us did come from that island, there are quite a few who did come from Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America as common ground. Maybe we're older than humans as a race."

[Arke]

"No kidding. Though it's weird how most animals have Fur counterparts. Though most of us did come from that island, there are quite a few who did come from Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America as common ground. Maybe we're older than humans as a race."

He laughed a bit. "Just promise me you're not going to go into that whole 'Furry Atlantis' thing. That's just as crazy as each of the Governments excuses for Roswell."

[Jude Wolfshiem]

"Nah...I just wonder is all. Though we probably got our canine and feline colorings and body forms like normal dogs did. You know, even though some feline and canine Furs look like specific normal breeds, their DNA doesn't match, so it has to just be selective breeding based on who was attracted to who. But still I'd love to know where all the Taurs came from. Even in the early days of GreecoRoman history, they've always been listed."

[Arke]

"Nah...I just wonder is all. Though we probably got our canine and feline colorings and body forms like normal dogs did. You know, even though some feline and canine Furs look like specific normal breeds, their DNA doesn't match, so it has to just be selective breeding based on who was attracted to who. But still I'd love to know where all the Taurs came from. Even in the early days of GreecoRoman history, they've always been listed."

"Who knows? It could have been some type of human mutation I suppose. I actually did a term paper on them in College. I've actually got a minor degree in genetics, just in case this law enforcement thing doesn't work out."

[DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE.]

I kept jumping across the rooftops...

[Vosur Aekira]

He gets to the station, going through the normal check-in procedure and begins moving to the lab section. "Man... I need to know about why she picked me and Shinzui...."

[Jude Wolfshiem]

"Nah...I just wonder is all. Though we probably got our canine and feline colorings and body forms like normal dogs did. You know, even though some feline and canine Furs look like specific normal breeds, their DNA doesn't match, so it has to just be selective breeding based on who was attracted to who. But still I'd love to know where all the Taurs came from. Even in the early days of GreecoRoman history, they've always been listed."

"Who knows? It could have been some type of human mutation I suppose. I actually did a term paper on them in College. I've actually got a minor degree in genetics, just in case this law enforcement thing doesn't work out."

"Oh well, we're here now. I still wanna be worshipped though...I guess that's wht the boyfriend is for." Jude laughed. "Oh, hey Vosur. 'Sup?"

[Vosur Aekira]

He pulls his headband down around his neck and pushes his shades back up on his muzzle. "I need as much information as I can about a female neko with Russian Blue coloration in the area. I know that the breed coloration is not common in most furry individuals... but I found my contact already. I have no names though due to her not giving it to me." He moves a hand around behind his head and straightens his ponytail. ((I'll be back later.))

[Jude Wolfshiem]

"Mariole Ostakoli. Russian by birth, was only three when Russia collapsed. She's not a spy, per se, but she does have too many friends in high-up places for a streetcat as she claims to be. Last we heard she was running a grift on some of the industry kings in Vegas."
Jude slid a manilla folder over the desk to Vosur.
"Read up, there's alot. During the Soviet reign, Furs were pogromed frequently, and still don't have good status in some of the Eastern Bloc countries. She lived there for awhile. She probably thinks she's a freedom fighter here too."

[Vosur Aekira]

"Mariole Ostakoli. Russian by birth, was only three when Russia collapsed. She's not a spy, per se, but she does have too many friends in high-up places for a streetcat as she claims to be. Last we heard she was running a grift on some of the industry kings in Vegas."
Jude slid a manilla folder over the desk to Vosur.
"Read up, there's alot. During the Soviet reign, Furs were pogromed frequently, and still don't have good status in some of the Eastern Bloc countries. She lived there for awhile. She probably thinks she's a freedom fighter here too."

"'Curioser, and curioser'... but 'this plot being afoot' will have to wait." He places the folder in a lock cabinet. "I'm in no condition to know everything about her until I have slept, but I cannot go back to my home as I am now... She's out and about in formal wear, and already knows who I am." He thinks for a moment.

[Jude Wolfshiem]

((using a bit of real life))

Jude eopened her cellphone and smiled. "I have far too many friends in the costuming business who owe me a favor." She dialed. "Hello. Adele? Yes, I'm going to need a range of outfits for a male twin tail wolf fur, a bit taller than average, pretty well muscled...yeah. Yeah! Okay, deliver them to the lab. You know my credit number. Yeah. Oh, 75% discount you're too kind. Yes, this makes up for that time in Ensenada. Ecxellent. Thanks."

She looked up at Vosur. "You can sleep and shower here. Clothes including undergarments will be here in an hour."

[Vosur Aekira]

((using a bit of real life))

Jude eopened her cellphone and smiled. "I have far too many friends in the costuming business who owe me a favor." She dialed. "Hello. Adele? Yes, I'm going to need a range of outfits for a male twin tail wolf fur, a bit taller than average, pretty well muscled...yeah. Yeah! Okay, deliver them to the lab. You know my credit number. Yeah. Oh, 75% discount you're too kind. Yes, this makes up for that time in Ensenada. Ecxellent. Thanks."

She looked up at Vosur. "You can sleep and shower here. Clothes including undergarments will be here in an hour."

"Thanks... how much do I owe you for when you have to pay for it?"  He wanders about a bit, trying to keep himself awake.