Time for a beautiful story of Political anarchy
When the Flemish youth parliament started I was the vice president of the far-right party (Protecting your own people and full state control basically Pinochet style). Tuesday we saw how we were being put aside by other fractions thus I proposed that all non-white members will make a new fraction being pro-immigrants and getting rid of all white Belgians.
I then left the party, resigned from my fraction and joined the flemish nationalist party (I'm a heavy belgian nationalist) so that was political bomb nr 1, I did this by walking up to the stage and folding the Belgian flag only the Flemish colours would stay visible. That evening people walked up to me thinking I still was an independant (the score left vs right was 50/50 thus they needed every vote), but the liberals gave me the next bomb: I would be allowed to do what I want as long I voted in their favour.
Wednessday the Flemish nationalists still thought I was on their side and were sure they won already and would walk out with a total victory. The chairman of the session called me in the front announcing my definitive choice of fraction, I walked up to the front and the nationalists started cheering and clapping and did this after every phrase I said untill I announced that I joined the liberals as a minarchist making them boo at me.
The liberals then had the victory guarranteed with a pact that was between them and the centrist fraction.
YET after 2 hours another announcement was made: a fraction of the centrists wanted to split off and needed one more signature and no one wanted to give it to them because it would blow up any existing pacts, but guess who made sure the needed signature was a fact?
So in short: I blew up 3-6 pacts, made the creation of 2 fractions possible, blew up one, and screwed 2 law proposals
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