The last poster wins!!!

[Brisky]

And as many threaths to wildlife and the envirement...

I'm pretty shure ranced butter would be a great nutritient to many essential microbiological liveforms as well as important insects....

[Cheza]

Rancid butter is high in butyric acid, which is pretty much what human vomit smells like by default.
No, we do -not- want that all over the place. :P

[Michen_S]

Why doesn't that encourage fighting with it? Someone should make a game of that

[Cheza]

Just imagine what kind of a hell life would become for sensitive people or people who reflexively sympathy-vomit. Not only would the whole world smell like puke if the nasty butter cannon came out, we'd eventually cause our own demise from drowning in actual vomit too. Not to mention throwing up too much is bad for you due to all the acid and the eventual dehydration.


Which brings me on to my next point. Contaminated waters. We'd all be doomed. DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!

[Michen_S]

Then how about Notoriously Big Crayons?

[Cheza]

I'm ok with that!

[Brisky]

Although I have to say that I can relate with not wanting the world to smell like vomit. I'm affraid that I'm still gonna have to say that I'd rather litterally have the entire world smell like vomit, than have the entire world's ecosystem permanently damaged by the use of NBC weapons.

Vomit is one thing. But radioactive fallout, lethal biological and nuclear crops and drinking water contamination is something entirely diffirent...


Image the world where most, if not all, native wildlife mammal and marine species were extinct, and most areas were devoid of plant life.

A world where people have to filter their air, and wear gas masks on the way to the food store. A world were safe drinking water costs more than gasoline. A worlds were people have to eat homegrown insects like larvae to survive, because that's the only thing, nutritious enough, left that can be grown and eaten.

I'm aware of the possibility that you were probably just joking, but still. I'd rather have rancid butter...

:I

[Michen_S]

A crayon battle it is! *draws a machine gun firing bullets on a tile*

[Brisky]

Wait!

Isn't this supposed to be done with stickmen!?

[Cheza]

Me? Joking? Noooo way /s


As for me, being a freak of nature who think and dream in smells, I could never stand living in a world that smelled bad. "Bad" is of course highly subjective andI'm known to enjoy several smells others consider bad, (tobacco smoke being one example. I don't smoke myself, but my parents did when I grew up, so I find the smell comforting) but vomit is not one of those smells. It'd truly be a very dystopic future for me to live in a permanently stinky world. That' or a world smelling strongly of lavender. Lavender gives me headaches.


*Draws enemy fire*

[Michen_S]

I don't know? I guess I could add stickmen if you want...

*draws a shield* Wait, that won't work against bullets...

[Dazed]

Well if you make it thick enough it could.
two feet of solid metal. Maybe that's a bit overkill..

[Cheza]

Crayon-bullets maybe work differently?

[Michen_S]

Oh right. *Hides behind the crayon shield whilst drawing a bow and a few arrows*

[Brisky]

They'd be lethal if fired out of a firearm, but I doubt aerodynamicly stable at both sub- and supersonic velocitys, as well as accurate enough to hit the far side of a barn...

Draws Goalkeeper CIWS in crayon...

"Hmmm... May be a tad overpowered..."