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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21720 on: December 07, 2017, 03:33:56 PM »
Why own a boat when you can own a train?
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21721 on: December 07, 2017, 03:39:34 PM »
Where I grew up, there were no trains.
Seeing a train was always quite the experience as a kid.
Because you only did that like once or twice a year if you were lucky.
Such is life when you grow up in the centre of the middle of nowhere.
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21722 on: December 07, 2017, 03:56:16 PM »
Someone: how many times do you use public transit/train
Me:
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21723 on: December 07, 2017, 04:04:15 PM »
We seem to have normal non-genderbent Bricket again!

Hello, there 'ol chap! :P
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21724 on: December 07, 2017, 04:15:02 PM »
Quote from: A brisky little challenger on December 07, 2017, 04:04:15 PM
Hello, there 'ol chap! :P
What kind of worrying Dutch Dialect is that?
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21725 on: December 07, 2017, 04:19:08 PM »
It's actually British, but, fair enough...

British is a very troubling Dutch dialect, indeed... XD
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21726 on: December 07, 2017, 04:21:44 PM »
You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore.
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21727 on: December 07, 2017, 04:22:18 PM »
How to Speak Dutch for British people: choke
How to Speak English for Dutch speaking people: have a very weird way of pronouncing things

Quote from: Michen_S on December 07, 2017, 04:21:44 PM
You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore.
Hello Not Even Surprised Anymore
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21728 on: December 07, 2017, 04:26:09 PM »
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How to Speak English for Dutch speaking people: have a very weird way of pronouncing things.

The weirder your pronounciation, the higher you'll get in the social order! :P
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21729 on: December 07, 2017, 04:28:04 PM »
Getting a stroke might help  :P
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21730 on: December 07, 2017, 04:36:55 PM »
Don't you dare to dad joke me >:(
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21731 on: December 07, 2017, 04:41:01 PM »
Watch you mouth, son!
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21732 on: December 07, 2017, 04:45:21 PM »
Sorry, I haven't made any son jokes yet.
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21733 on: December 07, 2017, 05:01:23 PM »
Sorry, my dad never made dad jokes to me, so I don't know how to make son jokes either... :\

My dads typical humour has always been slapping me on the upper-leg as hard as possible before running away! :P
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Re: The last poster wins!!!
« Reply #21734 on: December 07, 2017, 05:13:20 PM »
My dad is a joke.
A pretty bad one at that.
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