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Bricket

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21720 on: December 07, 2017, 03:33:56 PM »

Why own a boat when you can own a train?

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21721 on: December 07, 2017, 03:39:34 PM »

Where I grew up, there were no trains.
Seeing a train was always quite the experience as a kid.
Because you only did that like once or twice a year if you were lucky.
Such is life when you grow up in the centre of the middle of nowhere.

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21722 on: December 07, 2017, 03:56:16 PM »

Someone: how many times do you use public transit/train
Me:

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21723 on: December 07, 2017, 04:04:15 PM »

We seem to have normal non-genderbent Bricket again!

Hello, there 'ol chap!

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21724 on: December 07, 2017, 04:15:02 PM »

Quote from: A brisky little challenger on December 07, 2017, 04:04:15 PM

Hello, there 'ol chap!

What kind of worrying Dutch Dialect is that?

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21725 on: December 07, 2017, 04:19:08 PM »

It's actually British, but, fair enough...

British is a very troubling Dutch dialect, indeed...

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21726 on: December 07, 2017, 04:21:44 PM »

You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore.

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21727 on: December 07, 2017, 04:22:18 PM »

How to Speak Dutch for British people: choke
How to Speak English for Dutch speaking people: have a very weird way of pronouncing things

Quote from: Michen_S on December 07, 2017, 04:21:44 PM

You know what, I'm not even surprised anymore.

Hello Not Even Surprised Anymore

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21728 on: December 07, 2017, 04:26:09 PM »

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How to Speak English for Dutch speaking people: have a very weird way of pronouncing things.

The weirder your pronounciation, the higher you'll get in the social order!

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21729 on: December 07, 2017, 04:28:04 PM »

Getting a stroke might help

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21730 on: December 07, 2017, 04:36:55 PM »

Don't you dare to dad joke me

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21731 on: December 07, 2017, 04:41:01 PM »

Watch you mouth, son!

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« Reply #21732 on: December 07, 2017, 04:45:21 PM »

Sorry, I haven't made any son jokes yet.

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21733 on: December 07, 2017, 05:01:23 PM »

Sorry, my dad never made dad jokes to me, so I don't know how to make son jokes either... :\

My dads typical humour has always been slapping me on the upper-leg as hard as possible before running away!

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Re: The last poster wins!!!

« Reply #21734 on: December 07, 2017, 05:13:20 PM »

My dad is a joke.
A pretty bad one at that.

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