I'm up for adoption. Ever want a cute lil iggy to care for? Well I'm not a iggy, but I'm the next best thing. I can talk, walk myself and I don't force you to touch bugs to feed me. I'll be the envy of all your friends! If not I'll personally change their minds!
I can even assassinate your enemies so you can hear the lamentations of their women, or men. I practically pay for myself! And Im already free!
Cmon act today, and give a raptor a home  :sniffle: