*I sigh.* "There's a lot of cans down there...hold on." *I take the flashlight, and clench it in my teeth. I then pick up my rifle by the barrel, and walk down the stairs, calmly singing a lullaby. The creatures notice me, and release their unnatural moans, but at a higher pitch. I quickly silence them with two good swings of my rifle, decapitating both of them. I kneel on the ground, weeping and swearing.*