*I pull up a table, and set the bible on it.* "Erm...w-we are gathered here today...to...erm...witness the bondage of two souls." *I stand for a second, before holding up my finger.* "Wait." *I reach over to a lamp, and take the support struts to the shade. I bend two struts into circles and hand them to Lotty and Data.* "We'll get real ones later." *I clear my throat, and turn to Data.* "Do you, Data, take Lotty to be your wife?" *I turn to Lotty.* "And do you, Lotty, take Data to be your husband?"