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Author Topic: Destroy-A-Wish  (Read 10502 times)

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Offline Ben

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #120 on: October 25, 2014, 03:09:24 AM »
Granted bit after you get the money you have to burn it and watch all your desires burn before your very eyes

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #121 on: October 25, 2014, 03:10:34 AM »
Granted, but you're deaf now!

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #122 on: October 25, 2014, 11:36:44 AM »
Granted, but out of real fur and the soles of the animals you killed will haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish I was happy.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #123 on: October 25, 2014, 01:13:40 PM »
Granted, but because of drugs!

I wish I could get away from all this pumpkin spice BS
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #124 on: October 25, 2014, 03:12:26 PM »
Granted, but now everything tastes of broccoli and asparagus.




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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #125 on: October 25, 2014, 04:17:55 PM »
Granted! Home is where the heart is, an someone took yours out and placed it on the floor!

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #126 on: October 25, 2014, 04:24:49 PM »
Granted. You're now a fictional character on the internet ^^




I wish I had some coffee..
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #127 on: October 27, 2014, 06:14:57 PM »
You get coffee.  It's instant, specifically Pablo: the crappiest instant coffee ever!


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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #128 on: November 26, 2014, 12:12:11 AM »
Granted but It's So horrific that you scare everyone away.

I wish I would be accepted into college.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #129 on: November 28, 2014, 01:20:30 AM »
Granted! But you get ridiculous amounts of debt!


I wish i had an salsa-dancing alpaca. That'd be rad.
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I think peanut butter is pretty cool.

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #130 on: December 01, 2014, 07:59:10 PM »
Granted, but it'll go mad and eat all the avocados.


I wish I had a giant kiwi.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #131 on: December 01, 2014, 08:08:07 PM »
Granted but its the size of Earth and causes the two objects to crash in a tasty explosion.

i wish animals could talk.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #132 on: December 01, 2014, 09:56:58 PM »
Granted but they are all very sarcastic and hate people.

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #133 on: December 04, 2014, 02:41:52 PM »
granted but your change has given you cancer You have six moths to live.


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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #134 on: December 04, 2014, 07:21:42 PM »
Granted, you can read everyone's mind.
although you have no control over this and your brain will probably explode the second you step into a largely populated area.


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