Destroy-A-Wish

[Trixsie Vixen]

You get a fish but it's a Disney version


www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr1pFnJj6H0


I wish for a long weekend hanging out with Katy Perry

[Hycanith]

Granted, but you literally end up hanging from something the entire time. Get it? Because you are hanging ou- *shot*

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Maine]

Granted! Here's a whole fifteen feet of it!








I wish for a Shiba Inu!

[Nobi]

Granted. Death will never come for you. But you will, of course, be forced to witness all your friends and loved ones fall to the passage of time. Alone forever, you will inevitably resort to suicide. You'll jump from the highest points on the planet only to stand right back up. You'll sever every major blood vessel in your body, and never bleed quite enough. You'll empty entire clips into your head and walk away with nothing but a splitting migraine.

Have fun!

I wish for unlimited money.

[Hycanith]

Granted, but the money disappears shortly after you spend it. You begin to feel guilty about buying things, as you are essentially stealing. If that doesn't make you feel terrible enough, people you have had transactions with begin to lose trust in you, and eventually refuse to do business with you. You become known as a scam artist.

Welcome back by the way!

I wish I could find a way to make any person I meet happy.

[Hycanith]

Granted, but your power is uncontrollable, and you can see through absolutely everything. Your vision distorts your sense of position and direction, as it is difficult to see objects directly in front of you.

You didn't destroy my wish though, I would still take that power!


I wish I could control the amount of physical pain I feel.

[SilverSolstive]

Granted, but for world peace, furry population worldwide will be scattered and close to extinct so there isn't even half of an army for war.

I wish to forvever eat sammiches.

I'm right behind you, working out the size of your dogtag to put it in a frame.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted, enjoy your Vegemite 




I wish for Ghostbusters 3, starring Bill Murray.

[drakewithout]

Granted but it's in Russian with no sub-Titles


I wish for a donut

[Nobi]

Granted. A random person drives their car onto your property and does a donut on your front lawn.

I wish for more whipped cream.

[Nobi]

Granted, but the potential pain you could experience from being burned is now transferred to all other forms of potential injury. So everything else just hurts MORE.

I wish for more shemaghs.

[Trixsie Vixen]

You get all the shemaghs, but forget how to wrap them.


I wish to know the hearts of mortals

[Hycanith]

You gain the power to know exactly what someones heart looks like just by talking to them. You are also grossed out by human anatomy, but the image of that person's heart is forced into your mind. I suppose this could be helpful in diagnosing heart disease.

I wish that I could remember every piece of text I have ever read.

[MrRazot]

Granted! Oh but you're also blinded by the mental image of it all. Not like you're going to need anything more to read anyway.

I wish I had a pet parrot

[kalan]

Granted but it tells your deepest darkest secrets to everyone

I wish i had the worlds fast boat