Destroy-A-Wish

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but you're going to be eaten because everybody loves a good taco.


I wish my neck weren't sore.

[Grey]

Granted, but it's not sore anymore because your head fell off.



I wish my laptop would work correctly.

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but everything else breaks.


I wish I could run super fast.

[Grey]

Granted, but you're gonna run into things a lot.


I wish I could eat metal.

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but that's now the only thing you can eat.


I wish I knew the secrets of the universe.

[Peanut B. Rawket]

Granted. However the secrets are too much for your mortal mind to bear and you go completely insane from the information.
(atleast thats what the movies told me would happen...)


I wish i had a very powerful laser.

[Grey]

Granted, but you're gonna go blind.


I wish I had a fluffier tail.

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but it's now so fluffy that it sucks people and things into its fluffy gravitational field, never to be found again.


I wish I didn't need to sleep, but still could if I wanted to.

[Caesium Iodide]

Granted, but you're slow moving, even after your option to sleep.




I wish I could breathe in space.

[anoni]

Granted, but you breathe carbon monoxide, so you die anyway.

I wish I could fly~

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but you're not build for flight or landing so you sustain serious damage.


I wish I didn't have allergies.

[anoni]

Granted, you're now dead, but no longer have to worry about those darn allergies.

I wish for a million wishes

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but they all have ironic twists.


I wish this wish didn't have an ironic twist.

[anoni]

Granted, it now has an un-ironic twist, that still screws you over.

I wish I could make the wishing rules

[Luggz]

Granted, but there is so much red tape and bureaucracy in the rule making procedure that you have to sit in meetings for the rest of your life.

I wish I never had to work again.