Destroy-A-Wish

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted!!  It's smaller than you expected http://shop.lego.com/en-AU/Benny-s-Spaceship-Spaceship-SPACESHIP-70816?


I wish for a grand piano

[drakewithout]

you have it, a picture of a toy piano, isn't it grand?


i wish for my wish to be destroyed.

[kalan]

Granted well you're wishin on a star it falls outta the sky and hits you

I wish i had a life predator figure

[SilverSolstive]

Granted but it becomes valuable being the only one and a week later it breaks. Have fun paying the bill BTW which costs more than your rent.

I wish my internet plan was changed to unlimited.

[drakewithout]

granted, unlimited fees






I wish for a life size inflatable bary manolo doll

[SilverSolstive]

Granted but it pops as soon as you get it. No refund, no replacement.

I wish to find my other seasons of the Big Bang Theory.

I'm Batman?

[drakewithout]

you find them, however, you lose the tv remote


I wish for my comic to be sucseesfull

[SilverSolstive]

It's successful to others but you hate it more than anything else.

I wish to have a decorated tablet case with an smooth stylus.

I'm Batman?

[drakewithout]

granted, but you tablet explodes when you touch it with the stylus, and apple sues you




i wish to know the age of the earth in minutes

[ENOJI Kengura]

granted, but your tongue is forced to say it all and ties literally


i wish to jump extremely high

[Tina]

Ok but your turned into a frog now.

I wish to be rule the world!!!

[ENOJI Kengura]

granted, but everyone you rule overthrows you.


i wish to disappear and reappear at will

[kalan]

Granted but you loose a little bit of your soul everytime you disappear

I wish i was the number one rockstar in the world "RocknRoll luv"

[drakewithout]

you are, but one of your fans skins you and make a pair of underwear because, you know, fans

i wish for my wish not to be destroyed

[Tina]

Ok you won't be destroyed however you're turned to stone.

I wish for a turtle. Don't ask why...cause i don't even know why.