Destroy-A-Wish

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, a tough looking biker rides by on a motorcycle and swings a broom at your legs.

I wish I had some sushi

[drakewithout]

granted, but i herd you worng, so im giveing you a girl named sue (sue she, she sue, get it?)


i wish for a large cup of jo

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, but I hear you wrong too so you get a guy named Joe who is holding a big cup.

I wish I had a cup of coffee

[Dax Declan]

Granted. But it's cheap decaf church coffee.

I wish I could find my headphones

[kalan]

Granted but the cord is broken at the ear peice

I wish i had super strength

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, but you crush everything you touch.

I wish I was immortal.

[Dubaku]

Granted, but any injury you have will be permanent.


I wish I could find true love

[anoni]

Granted, you find your true love, unfortunately due to circumstances outside your control, you can never be with your love

I wish this wish was destroyed

[drakewithout]

it is, and the fragments reassemble themselves


i wish for sub animus to post next.

[kalan]

Granted except no its not

I wish i had an inerstellar vehichle cable of light speed

[SilverSolstive]

Granted but it's so fast you crash and die.

I wish for my internet data to be unlimited.

"Come get some."-Duke Nukem

[anoni]

Granted, you have unlimited internet data. Too bad the transfer rate is about 0.1 kb/s

I wish quantum computing became commercialized!

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted!  It only gets used for commercials




I wish someone would tune my piano

[kalan]

Granted they have no musical ear and it sounds terrible

I wish for world peace

[Angder]

Granted, there is now no conflict on earth, slowly everyone conforms to one identity and the hive-machine known as humanity begins its conquest of the stars, you are just one unit in that vast machine!

You know, that actually is a kinda cool image, I wish that was the premise of a movie!