Destroy-A-Wish

[Tina]

Wish granted but your life is very short lived


I wish to become immortal,

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, but when.the universe comes to its end, you are left alone in a white void.

I wish the universe would reboot itself

[anoni]

Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

(some 12 billion years later)

Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

(some 12 billion years later)

Granted, the universe reboots itself with the exact same initial states as it begins

...etc

I wish for paradoxes to be logically possible

[Alice stormwater]

Granted but your attached at the hip to everyother version of your self.

I wish to become a anthro!!

Even in death I still serve thee!

[anoni]

Granted, but anthro is not specific enough so you become an anthropomorphic flea

I wish to serve the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[MrRazot]

Granted!
The God bit was a bit weird though because they don't really exist so you don't really either now.

I wish my car could never run out of fuel!

[Alice stormwater]

Grated but your car has emotions, and if you dont treat it with respect and wahs it it gets pissed at you kinda like a girlfriend.

I wish to have long hair

Even in death I still serve thee!

[kalan]

granted but you get it caught in doors every where you go

I wish i was tony stark

[Skael]

Granted, but you're not able to remember your last life and you wish to be someone else

I wish linguistics minorities were mort represented in France

[Alice stormwater]

Granted but there all terriost.

I wish i was a cat

Even in death I still serve thee!

[anoni]

Granted

You are neutered, put in a pound with no owner and are put down

I wish the world was a happier place

[Alice stormwater]

Granted

You are neutered, put in a pound with no owner and are put down

I wish the world was a happier place

Thats soooooo sad.........

But granted, but you live under one horriably stuipet leader, then aliens come and invale and take all your children and men and then they burn your planet to the ground


I wish, my dog would stop sniffing my butt

Even in death I still serve thee!

[SilverSolstive]

Granted, but he starts biting it.

I wish I had a dog.

Turns out I wasn't rejected. Go figure.

[Alice stormwater]

Granted but it is dead.
I wish i had a pet human

Even in death I still serve thee!

[anoni]

Granted but you are arrested for slavery

I wish 2 + 2 = 4.1