Destroy-A-Wish

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, you are now looking at your forum profile.

I wish I was a real female.

[Trixsie Vixen]

Bam!!!  You are a female!  Enjoy your periods and underwire bras Doc!




I wish underwire bras would never break and stab you

[SilverSolstive]

Granted, they tickle you.

I wish my Assassin's Creed: Unity would work.

No matter where you stand, you're standing in my shadow.

[Dubaku]

Ala kazam! Fixed one bug!

I wish for a new Audemar

Dimes to Diamonds

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted!  Metric time is introduced.




I wish I could have my own monorail

[Dubaku]

Granted, goes in one direction.


I wish I could turn out the sun at will

Dimes to Diamonds

[SilverSolstive]

Granted, now eveyone freezes to death.

I wish the sun gave me superpowers.

No matter where you stand, you're standing in my shadow.

[MrRazot]

Awesome! You're a living fission reactor
shame about melting everyone close to you


I wish I could freely alter the flow of time

[Trixsie Vixen]

You can!  But the apparent direction of time and the direction of increasing entropy get upset when separated from each other.


I wish I could say what I wish for

[Tina]

Granted but you have to say it while doing the Chubby bunny Challenge. (Where you stuff a bunch of marshmellows in your mouth without chewing and try to speak.)

I wish for a robot butler.

[Dubaku]

Granted, your robot has a butler

I wish people weren't so sensitive

Dimes to Diamonds

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, they don't feel anything.

I wish I was playing golf.

[Zarconite]

Granted, you only have a putter for an 18 hole course.

I wish I didn't have to sleep as much

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted you have to sleep even more!




I wish I hadn't burn my paw

[Zarconite]

Granted, your burned your tail

I wish I had the power of flight