Destroy-A-Wish

[MrRazot]

Granted: local ruling leaves it impossible for you to work anywhere!

I wish I had a tonne of cash

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted but it's counterfeit and you get arrested the first time you spend any of it.


I wish had more motivation to do the things I like.

[HyenaKing]

Someone gives you a supplement of pills to only motivate you to do things you don't like.


I wish I could walk.

[Jack Lionheart]

Granted, but you have very little control and can't bend your knees.


I wish my mom would stop being such a stress ball.

[MrRazot]

Granted! She is now a football

I wish that I'll never be sick again.

[aperson1]

Granted. you died of your last sickness.

I wish I was the third richest person in the world.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted, but it's from drugs and illegal firearms.


I wish I could fly like superman.

[Trixsie Vixen]

You can, but without his super-strength and invulnerability your landings are deadly.






I wish that gravity would just get over it.

[Ryan Naismith]

You can, but without his super-strength and invulnerability your landings are deadly.






I wish that gravity would just get over it.

but, if I can fly like superman, I can slow down before I land!




granted, but gravity is a fat person and it is a fence.

[Caesium Iodide]

(There wasn't a wish there! ^^)



I wish I could do lots of social things!

[Trixsie Vixen]

You can but only with people you don't like.


^^^you can slow down to land but never get distracted


I wish for Star Wars ep 7 to be the best in the franchise.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted, but only because you went crazy.


I wish that I coul use mind control on humans.

[MrRazot]

Granted, but it only lasts for 10 seconds and they know it was you.

I wish there was always a $20 note in my pocket.

[Trixsie Vixen]

There is but you can't spend it because it's always in you pocket.




I wish all the children in the world would join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

[Ryan Naismith]

Granted, but only because the nazis exterminated anyone of any different opinion.

I wish that I had unlimited money to spend.