Destroy-A-Wish

[MrRazot]

Granted, you also get less salary

I wish my eyes had 7 cone cells

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted!  The cells come from pine cones, your body rejects them and you go blind.


I wish I was in a music video

[Dubaku]

Granted... you's one of the background dancers

I wish the locker room wasn't a stank sauna

Dimes to Diamonds

[Angder]

Granted, but its now underwater and full of sharks
 
 
I wish I was a cyborg with permanent internet access

[Zarconite]

Granted, But you need to be constantly plugged in in order to power your cybernetics

I wish I could teleport

[kalan]

Granted but you cant control it and teleport at inappropriate times

I wish i could see through walls

[Zarconite]

Granted, you no longer can see any walls and will bump into them

I wish it was May

[Dubaku]

Granted. Mayday!

I wish for heat vision

Dimes to Diamonds

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted!  Your eyelids catch fire.


I wish for a gingerbread house

[Skael]

Granted, but you get hungry and you eat your house




I wish Brittany were linked to USA instead of France

[Trixsie Vixen]

Shazaam!  It falls on your house (and the surrounding 34,023 km²)




I wish there was a fast alternative to blow drying hair

[MrRazot]

Granted! your hair dries instantly because it's been shaved!


I wish for wealth

[Trixsie Vixen]

Have these BitCoins!


I wish for more trains

[Angder]

Granted, your entire neighborhood has all the bricks in it converted into trains, including those currently being used in your houses.


I wish I had a submarine!

[Trixsie Vixen]

You are in you submarine deep in the ocean!  Pity it's a sandwich.


I wish for an antacid *gurgles*