Destroy-A-Wish

[Skael]

Granted, you're in August... On Isle Australia ! But the one in the Kerguelen Islands...


I wish I knew Mahjong

[Grovygrunge]

Granted you know the rules of Mahjong but can't ever put them into practice


I wish I was in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCE!!*


*Read in space core's voice

[Tina]

Ok your in space but you don't have an oxygen. Your head explodes.

I wish i was invincible.

[Grovygrunge]

You are now invincible, everyone you ever no will die and you won't. Better let go of the concept of friends.


I wish I could rationlise the idea of God without thinking "okay, so God is a douche" (I just can't do it)

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but then God spontaneously exists long enough to spite you by throwing a clown party at your house.

I wish bears were real.

[kalan]

Granted but they steal picinic baskets

I wish i could see the future

[Gone forever]

Granted, but you only see it as it develops.

I wish I was more creative at wishing.

[kalan]

Granted but you become so creative all your wishes are made reality

I wish batman was real

[Gone forever]

Granted but since you don't love in Gotham you will never meet him.

I wish I had some cheerios to satisfy my hunger right now.

[kalan]

Granted but there super flaming hot

I wish fox news would just go away

[Gone forever]

Granted wolf news takes over

I wish that was posted on instagram

[kalan]

Granted five second before the internet chrashes

I wish i could read peoples minds

[Gone forever]

(I apologize ahead of time)

I would have granted that wish, but the Internet crashed and i was not able to.

I wish the Internet didn't crash.

[kalan]

Granted it was just your server

I wish for a million wishes

[Gone forever]

Granted, but you can only use one a week.

I wish I could breath underwater