Destroy-A-Wish

[Zarconite]

Granted but you can no longer breath air

I wish for longer day/night cycles, (instead of 24 hour, something like 36 hour)

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted- 246 hour days are yours to enjoy.

I wish that this wish was foolproof.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but a wise man tampers with the wish without any sign of foolishness.

I wish that this wish was destroyed!

[Kromas Ndorai]

Wish granted. However, please remember it is opposite day for no apparent reason, and this wish has become sentient.

I wish to not destroy the sentient wish.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Wish granted, you are destroyed instead.

I wish for puppies!

[Kromas Ndorai]

Wish granted, but they are rabid.


Also... wait... Since I am dead...


I wish to be resurrected.

[Zarconite]

Granted, but people are going to ignore you as if you weren't there for a good 2 months..

I wish for a car with low insurance

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted-You get a hot wheels car.


I wish to be elsewhere.

[Zarconite]

Granted, Welcome to the moon!

I wish for Domino's pizza for dinner

[Angder]

Granted! but you have to share it with me
 
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I wish I could talk with my mouth full.

[Skael]

Granted, but you can't talk when it's empty...

I wish all furries were in the same place, like in a hotel... On Earth, On ground, and with the anthros ahthros and the ferals ferals.

[Dubaku]

Granted, it's in a sketchy lookin Super 8 motel.

I wish I had a mate

[Dax Declan]

Granted, but they're in a coma.
I wish I was taller.

[MrRazot]

Granted, you now have a medieval stretcher to use at will

I wish I had 100 wishes

[Dubaku]

Granted, 100 meteors shower the earth. You earth wrecker, you.

I wish I was more assertive