Author Topic: Destroy-A-Wish (Read 10531 times)

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #420 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:32:22 PM »

Granted you are more assertive, but you're socially awkward forever.

I wish I had more sleep.

Dax Declan · « **Reply #421 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:36:47 PM »

Granted, but you're now in a vegetative state.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #422 on:** March 18, 2015, 03:38:53 PM »

Granted, now you don't have any teeth.

I wish I had more foxes!

Grovygrunge · « **Reply #423 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:01:44 PM »

Granted, your entire town is infested with foxes

I wish I could be in an edgy band with important messages in every song

Zarconite · « **Reply #424 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:05:10 PM »

Granted, but nobody attends your concerts

I wish for nothing!
Deal with it!

White Wolf Guardian · « **Reply #425 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:06:15 PM »

Granted you get nothing, but then you die.

I wish for dubs.

CHECK EM!

Dubaku · « **Reply #426 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:31:21 PM »

Granted, now Imma run!

I wish my Bentley would come sooner

Kromas Ndorai · « **Reply #427 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:34:28 PM »

Granted- but it is a airfix kit

I wish for a wish in a wish in a wish.

Grovygrunge · « **Reply #428 on:** March 18, 2015, 04:46:02 PM »

Granted, yet the wish-ception causes the wish to collapse in on itself and cancel itself out. sorry man

I wish to understand how space works

Skael · « **Reply #429 on:** March 19, 2015, 12:43:50 AM »

Granted, you're now insane

I wish there were more furs in my area

Caesium Iodide · « **Reply #430 on:** March 19, 2015, 12:53:00 AM »

Granted, but they are all older than you by many years and don't know you exist.

I wish I didn't become sad so easily.

kalan · « **Reply #431 on:** March 19, 2015, 01:29:51 AM »

Granted your level of optimism annoys everyone around you

I wish matters of the heart weren't so complicated sometimes

Gone forever · « **Reply #432 on:** March 19, 2015, 03:51:36 AM »

Granted you no longer have a heart.

I wish for my birthday to be tomorrow

Angder · « **Reply #433 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:23:56 AM »

Granted, but no one bought you any presents as they didn't know.

I wish I was a dinosaur!

kalan · « **Reply #434 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:32:25 AM »

Granted you have short arms and have to eat all the time

I wish book five in the inheritance series was out

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