Destroy-A-Wish

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted- It is a story about watching paint dry!


I wish to be out of school.

[Zarconite]

Granted, you are permanently out of school and have no grades 

I wish for a bottle of water, the shop has ran out

[Angder]

Granted, its salt water.
 
 
I wish I was Batman

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted- No parents and a broken back!


Now I would like a foolproof wish that has absolutely no effect, while keeping everything else EXACTLY intact.

[Angder]

Granted, but the Genie shoots you with a shotgun immediately after granting it, not as part of your wish, but because he does not like you very much    (Probably something to do with the awkward wishes)
 
I wish my back was not broken 

[Zarconite]

Granted, but now your neck is broken!

I wish for a 500ml bottle of pure water which I can drink without any negative consequences!

[Kromas Ndorai]

Granted- But the bottle does not not cause you to go blind!


I wish to never not Never avoid double negatives

[MrRazot]

Granted, you won't never not deal with what you can't misunderstand.


I Wish for a cup of tea

[Skael]

Granted, and the tea was good, thank you.

I wish not to wish a wish

[Gone forever]

Granted, this wish never happened, which causes it to happen, which caused it to never happen...in an infinite loop imploding the world.

I wish this wish was denied

[Dr. Prower]

I wish for a reasonable wish.

[Tina]

Ok but you forfeit your wish.


I wish i was born female.

[Gone forever]

Granted, but it's not of the correct species.

I wish it would rain lightly tomorrow.

[Dr. Prower]

Granted, it rains for two seconds.

I wish for a tornado

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your home is torn apart!

I wish for biscuits.