Destroy-A-Wish

[Dax Declan]

Granted. But you can never turn it off so daylight is blinding to you.

[Grovygrunge]

I wish dax had made a wish

[Zarconite]

Granted, however it will be in a later post

I wish for a good nights sleep

[Skael]

Granted, but we change hours tonight, so you sleep an hour less...


I wish I knew Zarc more

[Angder]

Granted, You learn Zarc is actually a martian! and he plans to take you back to mars with him! 

I wish I was born on mars!

[Grovygrunge]

Granted, you were born on mars, we all don't really feel comfortable with you as we are scared you might martian us to death or whatever it is you do.


I wish, oh I wish, for some sick air Jordans

[Zarconite]

Granted, you get a bunch of people called jordan holding balloons filled with air who are all sick

I wish for a telescope!

[Skael]

Granted, but the lens are broken

I wish not to have wishes to make

[kalan]

Granted you died and wishes no longer do you any good

I wish for immortality

[Gone forever]

Granted you live on watching everyone you love die.

I wish I had food to eat

[Zarconite]

Granted, you have some food to eat but can never eat again

I wish my body would adjust to DST a bit quicker

[kalan]

Granted you now adjust so fast your body eventually can't keep track of time

I wsh my brain would stop

[Gone forever]

Granted but it immediately starts again

I wish I was more motivated to clean my apartment for my inspection tomorrow

[kalan]

(Having just moved i feel your pain)

Granted but there's a block party at 4 in the morning and it gets completely trashed

I wish i was invincible

[Gone forever]

Granted but you die before the spell is cast.

I wish I slept enough to function properly