Destroy-A-Wish

[kalan]

Granted but you over sleep and miss work

I wish there was two of me

[Gone forever]

Granted but only one works at a time

I wish I was a better person at life

[kalan]

Granted you are so good at life you achieve all yor goals at a young age and feel empty the rest of your life

I wish i could fly

[Gone forever]

Granted, but you may no longer touch the ground.

I wish I wasn't out of milk for my cereal

[kalan]

Granted but your cereal is stale

I wish i had the sword of omen

[PEFA Harker]

Granted. And it actually omens that you will be hit by a truck thirty seconds after.
(I don't even get what that thing is......)

I wish I have more Machalite and Dragonite ores.

[MrRazot]

Granted, but it decreases their value and their physical properties are inferior.

I with I could teleport select objects through time and space

[Zarconite]

Granted, you can only do it once every 30 minutes, so if you teleport to somewhere without oxygen, your dead!

I wish for a better keyboard than this one I'm working on at work

[MrRazot]

Granted! However you had to sell your soul to Satan. Probably worth it

I wish I could study through osmosis.

[Gone forever]

Granted your study sheets are soaked in the process of osmosis!

I wish I was more sociable

[kalan]

Granted you are now a social butterfly and have no personal time

I wish i didnt need sleep

[Skael]

Granted, but your lifetime reduces dramatically


I wish I got black hair

[Zarconite]

Granted but the rest of your fur turns pink

I wish I could be in two places at once

[Skael]

Granted, but you're sliced in two


I wish I lived in England

[Trixsie Vixen]

Granted, welcome to Slough http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slough




I wish I was prettier