Destroy-A-Wish

[kalan]

Granted evryone follows you around all the time to get a look at you and you never get any you time

I wish i could save the world

[Grovygrunge]

Well done, you pulled a Hitler and saved the world from your own tyranny!


I wish my humour wasn't as dry and dark.

[Angder]

Granted, you now have no humor at all.


I wish I had a tail! 

[Grovygrunge]

Granted, you have a small white rabbit's tail.


I wish I could backflip for DAYS

[Gone forever]

Granted but you become so dizzy that you never recover

I wish it was nighttime all the time

[Zarconite]

Granted, the sun goes out and we all freeze to death

I wish for a go-kart

[Cheza]

Granted, but it's got pedals instead of an actual engine.




I wish I had more coke

[Zarconite]

Granted, its that really cheap horrible stuff though

I wish for an engine for my gokart

[Cheza]

Granted, but the rest of your gokart gets stolen =^-^=




I wish my computer would let me play Skyrim again.

[Zarconite]

Granted, but only on the lowest settings and the rest of your games break!

I wish I had my gokart and my engine in one place, with enough fuel to last me for a while so that I can drive it around!

[Cheza]

Granted, but it's stuck in a deep pit of mud.






I wish I had a bigger chew toy

[Zarconite]

Granted, the chew toy is so large you can no longer bite it

I wish for gokart track for my gokart that I still have with fuel and is ready to go! 

[Cheza]

Granted, but it's a miniature model gokart track


I wish that the pineapple in the kitchen would disappear >->

[Zarconite]

((damn it!  ))

Granted, it disappears.. and 3 re-appear in the front room!

I just wish to drive my gokart 

[Cheza]

((Mwahahaha xP))

Granted, but it breaks down completely after 15 minutes of driving.




I wish I had a Majora's mask-replica