Destroy-A-Wish

[Skael]

Granted, but you burn with it


I wish I knew the rules of Mornington Crescent

[Gone forever]

Granted but it becomes profoundly illegal to play shortly after you learn them.

I wish I actually was my fursona in his non feral form

[kalan]

Granted but you loose all of your humanity

I wish I didnt feel

[Skael]

Granted, but you die soon after


I wish I had a teleportation device on my wrist

[Zarconite]

Granted but you can't control where it takes you

I wish for everyone to be happy

[Skael]

Granted but no, cause I don't have my teleport bracelet as I want it 


I wish I had a fully functionning teleport bracelet, with wery good batteries.

[Zarconite]

Granted but whenever you teleport, you only move at a snails pace, so if you teleport from America to England, it will take you about a year to get there

I wish for wings!

[Skael]

[The point of a teleport is to teleport in less than a second]


Granted, they're micrometric


I wish mpy teleport would teleport me in seconds + everything I said about it in the previous posts

[Zarconite]

((God damn it  ))

Granted but its really fragile and will break VERY easily

I wish for a good book to read

[Kromas Ndorai]

Good- you are given the 'Good book of reading' which is widely known as the worst book know to fur kind.

I wish for uninpeace.

[Zarconite]

Granted but the planet decides to explode
(I googled for it and couldnt find out what It meant!)

I wish for a motorbike

[Gone forever]

Granted but to keep the motor running, you have to pedal the bike.

I wish I could decide on a movie to watch

[Zarconite]

Granted, you decide on a terrible one you won't enjoy.

I wish for lucid dreams every night

[Skael]

Granted, but you never really sleep again

I wish for some things never to stop

[Gone forever]

Granted stop signs and stoplights are forever removed causing accidents globally.

I wish I could explore space