Destroy-A-Wish

[kalan]

Im just gonna poke in here and hit the ressurect button

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

Granted you fly into the sun

I wish I could be this happy forever

Granted. No one takes you seriously now.

I wish real-life me would turn into an anthro.

[Crest Is Dead ((For Now))]

Granted but you remember no thoughts from now


I whish I could levitate

[kalan]

Granted but you cant control it and float away

I wish I could sing with lynard skynard in concert

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

I could absolutely live with that Crest.

Granted. There's terrorist attack right after you enter the scene.

I wish I wouldn't need to sleep

[kalan]

Granted you now have so much energy you explode

I wish my dog could talk like the dog on family guy

[lonewolfthesniper]

granted but he only speaks germain
 
I wish I could join a pack of wolves

[kalan]

Granted but you're the lowest ranking member of the pack

I was I could travel to infinite and beyond

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

Gtanted. Your brain melted.

I wish I could be AI, sitting on some server.

[kalan]

Granted but you get a super virus that wipes you out

I wish hollywood would stop making bad movies

[scarfaceone]

This reminds me of Calypso from Twisted Metal LOL


Granted, but Michael Bay will win an oscar eventually.



''Calypso, I wish that I had my face across the entire world''.

[Tina]

Ok but a meteor comes destroys you face, the world is safe though. Your face made a sacrafice to save the world.

I wish for a pet fox.

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

K. It will eat all of your food.

I wish my salary was higher, without the need to work harder.

[scarfaceone]

Granted, but you will get more income tax as a result.


I Wish I was Jimmy Fallon.

[Tina]

Ok you become jimmy falon, but you are still you and thus are not as funny (maybe i don't know you in real life). Your career quickly falters and you lose all your money.


I wish my fursona had her arms back. (She lost them after bringing the dead back to life.)