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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2014, 08:13:44 AM »
Granted, but animal rights activists take him/her away after 3 years.

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2014, 01:12:49 AM »
Granted! You sell body parts on eBay.

I wish the stuff at Disney world wasn't so expensive
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #77 on: August 06, 2014, 09:38:46 AM »
Granted, you become a quadriplegic due to a Disney related incident and you aren't able to get anything settled in court except free Disney rides for life, have fun! :D

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2014, 02:40:43 PM »
Granted, but because he's a she everything goes perfectly fine.




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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #79 on: August 06, 2014, 05:53:52 PM »
Granted, but the temperature gradually drops more and more each day, until the continent is frozen.



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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2014, 05:23:21 PM »
You can make the best wicker baskets ever.  But nothing else.




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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #81 on: September 29, 2014, 05:33:02 PM »
Granted, except what you should be doing next is thinking about what you'll do after that!

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #82 on: September 29, 2014, 05:52:06 PM »
Granted, but only the real kind that only can be tamed/befriended by pure-hearted maidens exist.






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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #83 on: September 29, 2014, 08:40:31 PM »
Granted, but the answer is so confusing that you don't understand it!

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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2014, 03:25:58 PM »
Granted, but you were given no training or special gear and die the first day

I wish I couldn't wish for things
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #85 on: September 30, 2014, 03:37:29 PM »
Granted, but only very bad things that destroy mankind.

I wish I had a fish.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #86 on: September 30, 2014, 03:45:58 PM »
Granted, except you didn't wish for water so the fish dies pretty quickly,

It also appears in Africa as you didn't specify a location.


HMM OK let me be as specific as possible

I wish, at this time, in front of me, I had an uncooked, but perfectly made, white bread sandwich, that had a tablespoon of peanut butter and a squirt of honey on it
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #87 on: September 30, 2014, 03:50:34 PM »
Granted, but it is served on the ground infront of you.

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« Reply #88 on: September 30, 2014, 04:00:50 PM »
Granted, but you run over and kill a few pedestrians causing you to be put in jail, the car will be impounded as well, making you unable to drive it.
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Re: Destroy-A-Wish
« Reply #89 on: September 30, 2014, 04:08:34 PM »
Granted. Everything goes just as you planned, but it ruins the lives of several small children, causing them to become orphans

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