I have really bad road rage. Someone cuts me off, I speed ahead of them, slam the brakes, get out of the car, grab my baseball bat in the back seat, knock on their window, ask "The *bleep* you cut me off for?" Then politely say "Next time, think before you cut someone off! Now get yo punk *bleep* outta here before I turn into that person you regret cutting off, move!" But I think that's a rather rational response. Don't you?