Sometimes, when I snap at someone, I implement humor into it.
Ex. Me: "You wanna Shuthefuqcup?"
Other person: "Excuse me?!"
Me: *presents a cup* "It's our newest product. From the people who brought you Flips Audio, 'Going from douche to twat in 2 seconds flat' comes the Shuthefuqcup, you can keep snacks, a drink, and even your phone in this wondrous new product and shut the ---- up." *smiles*
Dimes to Diamonds