Cheese and Penguin Roleplay! (Mainly To Show Off your Randomness)

[Zebracorna]

 ^_^V Just come and sit and say random things while rping. One rule, Nothing must make sense.

Zeha sits on top of a large pile of cheese and looks at a hippopotadile. "I've done terrible things to penguins.. with jello and mallets....." She begins crying as the wise hippopotadile thinks... and thinks....  omg

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

A homaphrodite walks into the car, with seventeen other glasses of water and a hat.

[Zebracorna]

 omg

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

"What?" he says to the stranger that he hasn't not seen before in her life.

[Zebracorna]

(I'm Zebby (or Zeha in the rps)) Zeha does a backflip to get up and severly lands on her skull. She frowns and pours blue paint over the new person she has never seen before. (I like Random )

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*licks blue paint off, then spits it on Zeha*

Here.

[Zebracorna]

... ew, revenge must have now.....  :boom: CHEESE!  

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*squirts vegamite in Zeha's mouth*

[DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE.]

Falls outta the sky....
"The best superpower ever...y'know why? BECAUSE NOBODY likes to be covered in spaghetti..."
Shoots spaghetti out of fingertips and it covers zeha and jesse up....
Throws penguins at them and skips away merrily(WTF?!)

[KatTheCatCalledTasha]

Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough?

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough?

nope..just a LIIIIIITTTTLE more.

[Zebracorna]

Using a simple crossing of wires to breach the saleum 3000 security system and sending the cookies into oblivion, I begin riding a dalek into chocolate biscuit world while munching on a jelly pizza from the Penguin factory just across from McDonalds. "Yuck!" I cry, for I much prefer chips, "I must go to the chippy and get chips and a bottle of coke!" for the chickens are hungry and in need of some bubbles to ride to candy mountain. "Chaaaarliiiiieeee!" I shout, for I do a most good impression of the grumpy unicorn with only one kidney.
Then I take a drink of chocolate chip coffee, which makes my mouth bitter, so instead I drink hot chocolate. Suddenly the cat named chicken jumps up on my lap and screams, "Noooo!!!!" in a Texas accent.
Suddenly, realising that the spider in the corner is currently plotting world domination, I begin to do the hokey pokey. The spider might take over the world with a nucleur bomb, if a cockroach can survive, why shouldn't the daddy long legs with the long legs and the most deadly poison in the world but no way to excrete it. But the monkey appears and throws a grenade at the cockroach, while I escape in my beach buggy carrying a bazzuca and a machette and rifle in my very big pockets, situated in my gloves.






Random enough?

Holy Guacamole........  ooh randomnesss AND World Conquering. I applaude.

Zeha

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

hey. Want a new kind of cheese? It's called Chuckus Norrisus.

[Zebracorna]

 :umm: Zeha pokes at the Cheese with a piece of honeycomb and screamed at it about how nasty nun-chucks-a-bucks are. Natch, She did this after cleaning off the grime with a car made of wagons. Continually Thinking of Spardels swimming acroos mountains of maple syreupatosis.

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Coughs and sneezes.