Yesterday, I was at a friend's house, assisting her while she painted her bedroom, when suddenly her father says he is going to get this giant buck that was in a town 20 minutes away from where we were. Being the deer fox I am, I asked if I could have the antlers, and was told yes, if the guy didn't want them.
Long story short, I asked for real antlers but they were too precious to the hunter, which I'm okay with because he did have dibs since he.. yeah. But I could've had the tail if I really wanted it. Which I did but I turned it down, since I am not sure what I would've actually done with the tail.
The buck was just absolutely stunning, by the way. I was admiring his antlers most, of course. They were beautiful. But his hooves are much different than mine, so will definitely try to draw them smaller.
I ranted about a deer in a thread for specifically antlers. How much lamer can I get?