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Author Topic: For the Love of Antlers!!  (Read 13331 times)

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #75 on: October 06, 2014, 07:44:23 PM »
I'm Astonished with botanists and the like. I can't tell the difference between two different trees most the time unless it's a palm or Spanish moss. :/


I can do that with firearms however, including disassembly of the weapon with field stripping (I already know Trixsie will make a silly comment on that. XP <3). I'm from a military family, and going in the Army so I have college tuition exemption.

Still trying to grow antlers Trix? X3
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2014, 07:47:59 PM »
Yes :(


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Antlers are really hard to grow... I would be happy with ossicones.


Maybe I need to sing to them or something?


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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2014, 08:00:14 PM »
No, you just need this!

*holds bottle*

It's a medicine called ANTLEROL! X3

Take twice daily and you'll have antlers in no time. :3
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2014, 09:05:59 PM »
*giggles* I leave for two minutes and you two start taking drugs.... tsk tsk!
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2014, 09:54:06 PM »
Nope, I'm going to med-school!  ^_^


However it IS experimental... >.>
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #80 on: October 08, 2014, 09:36:07 AM »
*rolls eyes*


I can't take Antlerol, it's contra-indicated with my Krazilykafoxeine (aka Phoxeine Forte).

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2014, 11:35:04 PM »
I'll cry if you take the drug.  :(
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #82 on: October 09, 2014, 12:00:43 AM »
LOL


I'mma expose myself to gamma-rays like nature intended :)


Maybe I need to plants antler seeds in my hair?


Hmmm...

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #83 on: October 09, 2014, 12:39:43 AM »
Your going to get antler-plants?

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #84 on: October 09, 2014, 01:07:00 AM »
I like antlers cause they show masculinity...now I know a girl with antlers. XD

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #85 on: October 09, 2014, 04:33:51 AM »
I'm probably not the only lady deer with a nice rack… of antlers.


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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #86 on: October 09, 2014, 06:01:55 PM »
Female reindeer have antlers. So do axis and sika deer.
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #87 on: October 09, 2014, 10:10:01 PM »
Hey Em, do you have a... Red nose?

Flus are such a drag.

Moni, that rack joke... Now I can die happy!

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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #88 on: October 09, 2014, 11:26:13 PM »
IT WAS SO LAME. IM REALLY SORRY!!
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Re: For the Love of Antlers!!
« Reply #89 on: October 09, 2014, 11:42:40 PM »
Any mammary based joke's hilarity is in direct proportion to the audience's enthusiasm for the subject matter.


Therefore.... BEST JOKE EVER!! XD


Also, I think I know how to get some antlers!


THe problem is I just don't draw them.... it's so obvious.
So all I need is an avi with antlers by someone who does draw them and then I'm in the club :D

 

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