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Offline Ryan Naismith

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Puns!
« on: October 14, 2014, 04:28:24 PM »
I'll start!
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 05:25:10 PM »
Bumped, cos puns.

Looks like some butter woke up on the wrong side of the bread!
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 08:52:21 PM »
Why are there fences around grave yards?
Because people are always dying to get in.
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2014, 01:44:32 AM »
those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2014, 06:12:44 AM »
Pun ography, the best type of text in the world.
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2014, 06:18:10 AM »
A Elf, a Human and a dwarf walk into a bar. The hobbit walks under it.
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 10:21:59 PM »

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.

-I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

-Sign language is pretty handy.

-I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.


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Re: Puns!
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 12:45:30 AM »
Whoever invented the I before E except after C obviously never achieved anything. Weird, don't you think?
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 01:14:51 AM »
I went to the store yesterday and got charged with a salt and battery.
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2014, 02:38:02 AM »
Here's an oldie, police were called to a day care where a three year old was resisting a rest
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2014, 02:40:16 AM »
Q: When is a door not a door?

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A: When it's not!

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Re: Puns!
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 02:45:58 AM »
Hahaha..


I ate a cheeseburger in my car earlier. It was Gouda than a Muffler!


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Re: Puns!
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2014, 03:09:50 PM »
this is a setup

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Re: Puns!
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 03:30:23 PM »
I was called someone's precious, that has a nice ring don't you think?   XP
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Re: Puns!
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2014, 06:59:18 PM »
My favourite one comes from a youtube comment on a video for Mass Effect 2 where Tali is exiled.

"Hmm, so they Exiled her for doing terrorist activities? I guess you could say she's been Tali-banned"
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