Broken Fourth Wall

[Cifero Windtail]

"Very true, Tim," Daisy said, checking a chart. "So yeah... Ardys, don't do anything incredibly strenuous until you've given birth. It could cause you to miscarriage."




Ardys sighed and nodded. "Fine... I'm just glad I'm not injured." The sabertooth smiled a bit. "That explains why my stomach felt so weird afterwards..."

[Tim Siguire]

"I wonder ehat we can expect while waiting. I don't know exactly how to feel, honestly. I mean.. I can only feel a bit excited. I just... everythong is so much to take in at the moment."

Tim had sat down in a chair near Ardys, letting his legs get feeling again. And he was feeling a little hungry.

[Cifero Windtail]

"Well... Ardys, you're going to get pretty round," Daisy said. "And you should expect odd cravings and the like. Also, you might want to get some big shirts, because it was too easy for you to get our shirt up." The celestial wolf prodded the sabertooth's belly. "Unless you want people to see your stomach..."


Ardys flushed a little and glared at Daisy. "... Don't poke me."

[Tim Siguire]

Tim just sat in the chair listening to everything.

"This is such an obvious day."

He had no idea what he was saying anymore.
He was hungry now. *stomach grumble*

[Cifero Windtail]

Ardys sighed and sat up, pulling her shirt down. "Thanks for the help, Daisy," she said. "But frankly, I'm hungry too..."




Daisy nodded. "Alright," she said, snapping her fingers. Suddenly, all three of them were in the kitchen and standing up.




Ardys blinked. "... What about your work?"


"This thread allows for anything, remember?" the celestial wolf replied, grinning widely. "Now... I should probably change into some normal clothes."

[Tim Siguire]

"Yes! I can enjoy a big meal! Hm.... Hey, can you two fine ladies make the salads and fruits? I wanna cook some small cuts of meat that I procured a while back. It's been preserved. I heard alligator tastes good, now I wanna try it. Welp..." *leaves and soon returns**

....", Okay. Back and have them in a bag. There's small cuts of steak, bird varieties, and various veggie-vores.
I still don't know what Veal is. That sounds like a color AND a type of silk."

[Tim Siguire]

This was only two days ago?

It feels like it's been longer than that.

So, how is everyone doing? I take it you all have been doing well, right?
Enjoying things here and there, and and such and all. Sounds fun. Sounds nice.

[Cifero Windtail]

"Sorry about the wait!" Daisy said, walking up with a bowl of spinach salad in her arms and a smile on her face. "We were making sure the food was perfect, right Ardys?"




Ardys walked up behind Daisy, holding a bowl of assorted fruits and nodding. "Yup."






Cassy blushed. "It was a busy last couple of days..."

[Tim Siguire]

"It's all worth the wait. Good pickin'.."
Tim gave Ardys a peck on the cheek and started up the oven, a griller and baker.

"Ardys..." Tim was thinking about what he wanted to ask and then remembered what happened last time.
"Nevermind. I just remembered."

Tim gave Daisy a hug before firmly patting her rear one hard time.

"Okay... food, not flirt. I don't eat liver, gizzard, or anything really tough and chewy.
. Liver just has a nasty taste to me. Umm... Hm, some select slices of big birds and some specific slices of fish."

Tim separated the meats in their own bags, labeling them.
"We have bird, mammal, lizard, aquatic and it's sub flavors, and lastly amphibious."

[Cifero Windtail]

"It's all worth the wait. Good pickin'.."
Tim gave Ardys a peck on the cheek and started up the oven, a griller and baker.

"Ardys..." Tim was thinking about what he wanted to ask and then remembered what happened last time.
"Nevermind. I just remembered."

Tim gave Daisy a hug before firmly patting her rear one hard time.

"Okay... food, not flirt. I don't eat liver, gizzard, or anything really tough and chewy.
. Liver just has a nasty taste to me. Umm... Hm, some select slices of big birds and some specific slices of fish."

Tim separated the meats in their own bags, labeling them.
"We have bird, mammal, lizard, aquatic and it's sub flavors, and lastly amphibious."

Daisy blushed darkly and cocked an eyebrow, rubbing her rear. ".... You sure have a lot of meats," Daisy said.




Ardys nodded. "I may have helped collect those..."

[Tim Siguire]

"I don't know what ypu girls like to eat so I just got whatever I could. Even buyong some of these off people."

[Cifero Windtail]

Ardys shrugged. "I'm fine with most anything, as long as it's not all total junk food," she said, scratching her side. She looked a little more round that she did the day before.




"Hrm... To be honest, I'm not really sure what I like," Daisy said. "Though... since this is the Furry Forums, isn't eating meat kind of messed up?"

[Tim Siguire]

"Oh come on, now, Daisy. I thought about that too. Humans only taste good in horror flicks."

Tim joked and set the bird meat on the grill.

[Cifero Windtail]

Ardys nodded. "Yeah, people don't get cooked on here," she said, washing her hands and helping Tim out.




Daisy nodded slowly. "Well... okay then."

[Tim Siguire]

Tim readied up the grill part by putting coal and certain wood shavings in the pit.
"I have never used a Grill Oven combo before. I hope it's safe."

He opened the oven and turned it on.