Broken Fourth Wall

[Cifero Windtail]

Tim readied up the grill part by putting coal and certain wood shavings in the pit.
"I have never used a Grill Oven combo before. I hope it's safe."

He opened the oven and turned it on.

Ardys nodded. "It should be safe as long as you want it to be," she murmured.

[Tim Siguire]

With a fluck of a switch and an igniter, the grill burned to a lively warmth.
The shavings and coal began to burn and smoke, soon setting a light flame.

As Tim placed the meats on the grill, he noticed that the grill piece was a door screen shape and not the usual grill rack.
He didn't complain as long as it held the food. When he placed the bird and the seafood on the grill, it smelled so unique.

[Cifero Windtail]

Ardys felt her belly growling. "I'm rather hungry," she murmured, rubbing her noticeably rounder stomach.




Daisy, dressed today in a cut-off tank top and high-waisted shorts that covered her navel, rubbed the back of her head.

[Tim Siguire]

Tim grabbed Ardys and gently moved her towards the grill.
"Why don't you put what you want up there?
I can even wrap a meat in a leaf and grill it like that."

[Cifero Windtail]

Tim grabbed Ardys and gently moved her towards the grill.
"Why don't you put what you want up there?
I can even wrap a meat in a leaf and grill it like that."

Ardys cocked an eyebrow. "In a leaf?" she asked.

[Tim Siguire]

"Yeah. Have you ever wrapped your food in a lettuce leaf?"

[Cifero Windtail]

"Yeah. Have you ever wrapped your food in a lettuce leaf?"

Ardys thought for a moment, then shook her head. "I can't say that I have," she said.

[Tim Siguire]

"It works best in a bread wrap of some kind, then lettuce, and the meat in the middle."
"It works like a wrap. Some people eat with just the leaf, though."

Tim poured a weak sauce over the meats. It slid over them like water and dripped into the burning coal.
Then the scent really came out, and thus, flavored the meats.
"That is a sauce right there. A special one made to be cooked."

It was made with dry spices and vinegar and oil.
Oil normally sticks to anything and vinegar is just a strong smell, so combined with the spices, it really adds a scale of scent.
Spices also overdose when cooked directly, so it is HIGHLY unrecommended.

[Cifero Windtail]

"It works best in a bread wrap of some kind, then lettuce, and the meat in the middle."
"It works like a wrap. Some people eat with just the leaf, though."

Tim poured a weak sauce over the meats. It slid over them like water and dripped into the burning coal.
Then the scent really came out, and thus, flavored the meats.
"That is a sauce right there. A special one made to be cooked."

It was made with dry spices and vinegar and oil.
Oil normally sticks to anything and vinegar is just a strong smell, so combined with the spices, it really adds a scale of scent.
Spices also overdose when cooked directly, so it is HIGHLY unrecommended.

Daisy looked up at the previous post. "....Someone sure knows a lot about cooking," she murmured.




Ardys sniffed the air, rubbed her abdomen. "... Everything smells pretty good," she murmured.

[Tim Siguire]

"Hehe, well I have never actually cooked but I learn this stuff from  personal mistakes and experiences."

Tim turned the bird meat pver and let the normal meat cook longer.
He did a special cooking for the tougher meats, to temderize them.

[Cifero Windtail]

Ardys nodded. "So like what I do, but instead of combat, cooking," she said.

[Tim Siguire]

"I think, ....yeah, the birds are cooked. The only downside about birdmeat is that it gets dry when you cook it regularly. So it has to be roasted or wrapped & baked. Did I say roast, I meant more like rotisserie. Ooh, soak the onions in honey for a minute? Daisy? Please and Thanks."

Tim took a break and nuzzled Ardys belly, then thought of her little tail.
"You're gonna be a cute little thing. With your mom's super cute stubby tail. It will be so adorable."
"Or you could end up as handsome as your dad. Please don't be too stubborn when you grow up, it makes weird magic."

Tim just spoke nonsense. That goofball.

[Cifero Windtail]

"I think, ....yeah, the birds are cooked. The only downside about birdmeat is that it gets dry when you cook it regularly. So it has to be roasted or wrapped & baked. Did I say roast, I meant more like rotisserie. Ooh, soak the onions in honey for a minute? Daisy? Please and Thanks."

Tim took a break and nuzzled Ardys belly, then thought of her little tail.
"You're gonna be a cute little thing. With your mom's super cute stubby tail. It will be so adorable."
"Or you could end up as handsome as your dad. Please don't be too stubborn when you grow up, it makes weird magic."

Tim just spoke nonsense. That goofball.

Ardys blushed darkly, chuckling gruffly. "Stubbornness is pretty weird," she murmured, patting Tim's head.


Daisy soaked the onions in honey carefully.

[Tim Siguire]

"After soaking the honey onions, put them over those thick pieces of alligator and beef thighs. They'll tenderize while baking in the onion and honey."

Tim rubbed Ardys belly before standing up and then walked to the grill and took the bird off, placing it all into trays.

[Cifero Windtail]

"After soaking the honey onions, put them over those thick pieces of alligator and beef thighs. They'll tenderize while baking in the onion and honey."

Tim rubbed Ardys belly before standing up and then walked to the grill and took the bird off, placing it all into trays.

Daisy nodded and did as such, spreading the honeyed onions over the pieces of meat. "... Alligator meat?" she asked. "Isn't killing alligators kind of... illegal?"


The sabertooth purred lightly, blushing a bit and placing her hands on her belly as Tim went to check on the things he was cooking. She seemed to be a little more round by now, and part of her belly was peeking out from under her shirt.