((Sure! I'll be the commander of my Bradley, so I can move it around and shoot it and stuff))
Lincoln was on patrol in his Bradley, bored out of his mind. There was a Humvee in front of him equipped with a TOW launcher in front of him.
"Kill." He heard over the radio.
"Uh... Say again patriot 2, did not copy."
"Kill!"
The TOW launcher began to turn towards his tank, as if to fire upon him.
"Patriot two, might I ask what you're doing?"
All he got was a laugh. The type of laugh that only someone who went completely insane could give.