"Oh, okay. So...is that...bisexual? Yay, Ven is bi! And I dunno if it's gay or not, tom, given Ven does what he does occasionally...anyway if you start dating and the free food thing's a bust, imma pay for you to eat together mmkay?" Shane grinned and grabbed both if his buddies by the shoulders. Dragging them close.
"Man, being grown up is a weird new world huh?"