OH CRAP DOUBLE POST
I can't stand coffee without some flavored creamer, but I can't have anything sugary. The sugar-free (aka artificially "sweetened") creamers taste awful.
I did find a way to enjoy coffee in some way, though. I put instant coffee in a low carb shake. It's like an iced coffee and tastes pretty good. But that sure is an expensive way to drink coffee. And I still have coffee grounds with no use.
I wonder if there's unsweetened flavored creamers, that way I can add some good sweetener so it actually tastes sweet instead of like a weird cleaning product. But they're probably not easy to get if they do exist, or they're needlessly expensive.
Seriously, though, most of the time artificial sweetener gives the same taste effect as alcohol to me; sip one is "eeehhh tolerable", sip two is "echh, I can finish it if I have to", sip three "Oh wow, this is gross", sip four "I'm not touching this crap again."