Your Fursonas quote of the day... (By Merloon and Mittie)

[Kromas Ndorai]

Me- What's that in your hands?
Kro- A pillow.
Me- What's that fo-
*Muffled by pillow being used to silence him*
Kro- Pillow hugs!! 

[Dr. Prower]

Jam: I see some people talking about fur and skins. What are your thoughts?
Me: I know fur wouldn't help in summer, but it's so fluffy and fun! I want it!
Jam: I know what you mean. I like having my fluff.

[The Past]

Geoff: "Whatcha working on?"
Me: "Your story."
Geoff: "Can I see?"
Me: "I... don't think you should."
Geoff: "Aw, Bree. I get how the writing-thing is. I can take it."
Me: "...Mmm... Okay..."
Geoff: *peers at document* o_o "... Ohhh... uh, haha..." 
Me: "I told you..."
Geoff: "N-No, no, it's okay. You're a... benevolent creator... I know you still love me..."
Me: "I really do..." 

[Dubaku]

Me: Hey, whatchu listening to, big man?

Dubaku: Dope by Tyga, here, have a listen.
*gives me headphones*
Me: O.O "Kiss her on the lips, ask her how my"-wait what? How his what tastes?

Dubaku: *falls over, laughing*

[Tim Siguire]

Tim: Hey...

Me: Ya?

Tim : How are you?

Me : Im pretty good. Generally speaking.

Tim : Hm, thinking of things lately?

Me : Hhhh... yeeaap. Been thinking of changing. I know what you look like to a perfection.
 Shazza though... need to develop my image of him.

Tim : But... wouldn't that mean...

Me : Im not replacing you. Just want Shazza to be an actual character.

Tim : Make my brother real.

[lonewolfthesniper]

ne; hi
 
 strider; ...
 
me; what wrong
 
strider; just something on my mind
 
me; you miss them don't you
 
strider; yes
 
me; sorry for that I realy am
 
strider; I know but its to late to change that
 
me; want a hug
 
strider; no
 
me;
 
strider;   

[The Past]

Geoff: "Hey, what's my birthday?"
Me: "Uh... December 12th. You should know that."
Geoff: "No, I mean... when you created me."
Me: "Oh... uh... shit, I can't remember."
Geoff: "Aww, how did you forget your own son's birthday?"
Me: "I--wait, what?"
Geoff: "I'm--uh--kinda your son, right? You made me and take care of me, kinda, so... I dunno..."
Me: "... Oh god, I think you have a point."
Geoff: "That reaction makes me nervous."

[Tim Siguire]

Tim: How was your nap?


Me: Not bad. Lasted about 10 or 20 minutes?


Tim: Yeah, I just saw you lie dow and thought you'd be out for good.


Me: I was hoping so. But weird dreams and such, Deja Vu dreams.

[The Past]

Me: "Hey Geoffrey!"
Geoff: "Yeah?"
Me: "I found your... birth-creationday-thing! January 29th. I just spent hours scrolling through logs on Skype just to find it."
Geoff: "That's great! What did you say about me?"
Me: "Well, at that time I just had your artistic trait and silliness down. I was trying to figure out a name with my friend here... but get this; You could have been named Jarren, Jared, Gerald, and Gemenir."
Geoff: "Ohhh. Oh wow, Thank you!"
Me: "For what?"
Geoff: "For not giving me any of those names. Jeez!"

[Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy")]

Me: Any plans for tomorrow? I heard you have a day off.
Fluffy: Doing nothing all day.
Me: Oh, great. Maybe we should go out together?
Fluffy: Sorry, but I can't.
Me: Oh, yeah, forgot. You will be busy doing nothing whole day...
Fluffy: Exactly.
Me: ;__;

[Dr. Prower]

Me: *Typing away on my phone*
Jam: What are you up to?
Me: Oh, Uh... I'm working on something.
Jam: What is it?
Me: My Dragon Ball Z fanfic.
Jam: You really like that stuff, don't you?
Me: Don't you?
Jam: Of course. I'm just surprised you're making fan fiction about it.
Me: It has you in it.
Jam: ...Carry on!

[The Past]

Geoff: "Everyone is weird."
Me: "Yep."
Geoff: "I'm weird... you're weird... everyone is weird."
Me: "Yep."
Geoff: "Why did you make me so weird?"
Me: "Sooo... you could fit in? With the weirdness?"
Geoff: "Oh... that makes sense."

[kalan]

Kalan walks up to you and slaps me in the nack of the head

Me: what the hell was that

Kalan: why am I not in your newest story

Me: because its beryls story not yours you already have one

Kalan: I wanna be in this one too

Me: do you want beryl in yours

Kalan: shutup *walks away* I can still kill you

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Me: Wegot no water *opens the water tap just to see nothing comes out*

Mittie: Let me have a look at it..

me: Sure

Mittie: The water works has stooped producing water

Me: Producing?

Mittie: Yeah wherever water comes from.

Me: You don't know where water comes from i thought you where a walking Google or something

Mittie: Don't laugh, doesn't water be produced on some sort of a factory

Me: Awwh

Mittie: What?

Me: You are so adorable when you have no idea of things

Mittie: Argh Fox...

[Helenor]

Me: ...
Hel: ...
Me: So this is what having a conversation with my unrealistically intelligent steampunk bunny self will be like
Hel: Have to say you're not one for talk, which is the only reason why I am the way I am. The inheritance of some traits are inevitable.
Me: We sound undeniably posh in my head for some reason
Hel: You played too much Assassins Creed III.
Me: Oh
Hel: And you failed to add in full stops