League of Anti Sues RP

[Angder]

"I am a caterpillar, I am not able to copy the canon movements" Kern tied the headband around the gap between his first 2 segments.

[Dubaku]

Hmm... you can still move at great speeds, though. I mean, this is an anime, is it not? *BoardSmack asked as he started weaving a conical hat*

[Tim Siguire]

"Kern appears to be more suited to that slug princess lady since he can't walk about like us. A support type that can go anywhere."

Kalebs accent was a bit faint as his mouth felt funny. "What in tarnation is wrong with me, everything I say sounds funny. I'm soundin like them rich folk who have no manners."

=interestin how I didn't get water village or even one of the smaller clans... where is this knowledge coming from!? Its like I know what fancy words these people speak!=
Kaleb looked straight with his mouth shut and put his headband over his neck and arm pit, a similar size to the head actually. just a little wider.

"Alright, there are traps and things in this world and never look someone directly in the eye if it aimt normal!"

[Dubaku]

Oh yea, like uh, the summoning jutsu used by Tsunade. Katsuyu, I think it's called. *he finishes weaving the conical hat and puts it on* Well, that completes my look.

Dimes to Diamonds

[Tim Siguire]

"If yall want this easy on ya, close Yer eyes and snap Yer fingers. Make sure you're eyes are closed or it won't work.
When you open them back up you will be guised in an outfit that represents people in your village, or you can be an outcast and wear something else."

Kaleb closed his eyes and snapped his finger, then he was disguised as someone looking to be from Hidden Leaf.
"Now remember, we don't come from the same universe so if you do an attack that ain't punches or kicks, call it a jutsu."

[Rayleonarde]

Ray sighed. "If I wore something else, I'd probably catch fire."

[Angder]

"I don't think I need a disguise, I am conspicuous enough that one would be pointless."

[Dubaku]

Hmm... *snaps fingers* I got an idea! *BoardSmack takes off his conical hat and puts it on Kern* There, perfecto. Anime has all sorts of weird creatures in canon. Like Space Dandy, Bleach, even One Piece. Y'know, maybe you could play off the Akatsuki angle. *BoardSmack takes off his jacket and shakes it out, the jacket's color scheme and design change to that of an Akatsuki robe* Here ya go, Kern. *BoardSmack hands his jacket to Kern* Okay, now we just wait for the cut to the next scene and... *the 'camera' cuts away and back to the group another jacket appears on BoardSmack* There. Ahh, dontcha just love cartoon logic?

Dimes to Diamonds

[Angder]

Kern stands up on his back legs, and puts the robe on. combined with the hat, it is hard to see his fur, making it hard to tell what he is actually thinking. "Where are we heading?" he asks.

[Rayleonarde]

Ray shrugged, and let out a lick of flame from his flamethrower. "I dunno...probably somewhere the plot demands, r-right?"

[Angder]

"We dont want to be in the middle of the plot, we want to remain as disconnected from the canon here as possible."

[Tim Siguire]

Kaleb cut in.
"Wait, wouldn't we have to mess with the plot to draw it out? The critter is smart but it ain't perfect. This ones weakness could be its connection to the story."

[Dubaku]

Alright, the Sue is nearby, I can feel it in my brain. Aah, the throbbing headache. *he rubs his temples* The pretentiousness is real. Can you feel it?

[Angder]

I can sense the sue. I can sense it sucking us into its view of the world..." Kern glanced at the rest of the group "Shall we get moving?"

[Rayleonarde]

Ray sighed. "I don't feel anything..."