League of Anti Sues RP

[Tim Siguire]

"I don't either. But they say it's close."
Kaleb motions towards an open plain.

[Rayleonarde]

Ray reached into his pocket, and pulled out earphones connected to his MP3 player. He slid the wires under his clothes, and up to his ears, to minimize exposure. Ray turned the music on, and sighed. Though it was his job, he hated 'clean-up', as the Sue usually isn't dead. At least, they weren't the few times he was sent to decontaminate the area.

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack looked up into the sky and saw a familiar figure, with long black hair, pale skin, and the tell-tale giant bow around his waist, he was fighting a curvy black haired female in black and red clothing that looked too skimpy for any normal ninja attire* Found the Sue, she's up there, fighting Orochimaru, and of course she's landing all the blows... but then again- *BoardSmack's thoughts are interrupted by what sounded like Sasuke cheering* "Yea, go get 'em, baby!" *BoardSmack unsheathed his board* Yyyup, that's the Sue. God, this whole scene, just take it in. Doesn't it just make you want to cringe?

[Rayleonarde]

Ray pulled an earphone out. "What'd you say, sir?"

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack tilts Ray's head up* Look, up in the sky. It's a bird it's a plane- wow, I need glasses- it's the Mary Sue!

[Rayleonarde]

Ray peered up into the sky. "Looks like it." He looked at BoardSmack. "What're your orders, sir?"

[Angder]

"I think our course of action is fairly obvious... we need to kill it"

[Dubaku]

Kern's got the right idea. Shall we? *BoardSmack readys his board*

[Rayleonarde]

Ray blinked. "I'll follow you...I'm only a disposal unit."

[Angder]

Kern brought out his Phaser. "I will follow what you do BoardSmack"

[Tim Siguire]

"ugh, Sa suke, I don like that guy.. never did and never will. She isn't even what i'd remotely call attractive in this universe... but anyways, lets wrangle her up and brand the rat! We got a sue to catch!"
After a while, Kaleb's voice began to sound as wild west as ever, just a side effect of entering universes.

[Dubaku]

Okay, let's do this! *BoardSmack rolls out a chalkboard and starts scribbling a bunch of equations, causing a white cloud to cover the chalkboard, he starts muttering to himself* Okay, *indistinguishable* do this, carry the 4, *indistinguishable* square this aaannnd... done! *BoardSmack hides the chalkboard and tosses his snowboard, nailing the sue in the cranium*

[Rayleonarde]

Ray blinked, confused by his commander's actions.

[Dubaku]

Y'all may be asking yourselves "BoardSmack, what was the point of all that?" I will demonstrate that later. But, for now... *his board comes back to him as he catches it* let's have some fun, 'cause the sue ain't done yet.

[Angder]

Kern fires his phaser, 3 short bursts, only 2 hit. "wrong colour shirt" He states simply.