League of Anti Sues RP

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack stops in midstride and laughs* 'Ey, I see what ya did there... red shirts. *he continues charging at the sue*

[Aconitum]

Katheti floated over the area with a smirk on her face. "My my." She cooed in her usual soothing voice.

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack gave another swing of his board and knocked the sue into a tree*

[Tim Siguire]

Kaleb made hand formations like a jutsu and just quickdraw his revolver. ".....bang.." He saw the shot skim over the sue's foot, he knew it hit but he had trouble hitting such a fast target. Deep down he wondered if he'd meet a certain "him" in this universe.
"Captain!..." Kaleb called out to BoardSmack

[Angder]

Kern continues to fire his Phaser, and hits the sue 5 or 6 more times... to little effect.

[Dubaku]

*the Sue gets up and brushes herself off* "FOOLS!! Do you know who I am?! I am the all powerf-"*THWACK*

Jesus tap-dancing Buddha, not the monologue!!

[Angder]

Kern sneaks forward, trying to get below the sue.

[Dubaku]

*The Sue does a bunch of gestures with her hands* "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Okay, that is admittedly pretty damn confusing... *BoardSmack makes a bunch of random gestures with his hands* Smack style justu, Board Barrage! *a bunch of boards come hurdling towards the sue and her shadow clones, leaving only two* Alright, got a 50/50 chance at guessing this right.

"You'll pay for that!" *they both say, they then undergo the genchuriki transformation*

And so the six tailed fox comes out- wait, since when can shadow clones... *BoardSmack hurdles his snowboard at the sue, eliminating the shadow clone* And that just made this job a whole lot easier.

[Rayleonarde]

Ray watched the fight for a few minutes. Seeing no open flames or burning, he sighed, and set about torching the nearby bushes.

[Tim Siguire]

Kaleb figured he would be a little useless in this place, so he walked over to Ray and stood by him.

"So, Ray... how're ye doin? You like the new world?"

[Rayleonarde]

Ray shrugged. "I've been better. This world isn't my cup of tea...and I can't fight, really." He watched a large bush shrivel and char, at the heat of the flame.

[Tim Siguire]

"I can't really do anything here either... the main fellers who are useful are the captain and them others who were with us."
Kaleb watched the bush and just sat with Ray.

[Rayleonarde]

Ray sighed, and sat down with a huff. "I'm not sure how you cope with it, Kaleb. I've got a set place in this group; garbage disposal."

[Tim Siguire]

"Hey now... don't feel that way. You know how I see it? I think of it as this: No matter my Job or position, I am useful and helpful to the team. We aren't so different, you and I."
Kaleb wrapped an arm around Ray and gave him a pat on the shoulder.


"Ray. I believe you are more than what you think. Don't feel too down, though. This fight in particular disadvantages us both.
So really... I am in your position, partner."
A stray Kunai flies by and cuts Kaleb's tricep on his left arm. (The muscle behind the shoulder, above the elbow.)


"God darn it! That witch cut me one'uh her stray knives! Ray, help me out here and tear off a part of my sleeve to wrap this cut."


(A little convenient, I know. Sorry, trying to be present without dying, heh heh.)

[Rayleonarde]

Ray knelt, and tore a rather large portion of fabric from his pantleg, and wrapped it around Kaleb's wound. "There you go...though you might want to get that redone with actual...y'know...medical stuff."