League of Anti Sues RP

[SilverSolstive]

Name: Remulus Auditore

Age: 23

Species: Arctic Grey Wolf

Rank: Legendary Sue Hunter

Weapon: Dual swords, Kunais

Appearance:
Also wears fatigue pants and a black shirt.



I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!

[SilverSolstive]

Remulus pulled his sword from the back of a Mary Sue. He smiled proudly. "Ha, overpowered." He walked out the warehouse putting the body in a crate.

I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack picked up the Sue's body* -sigh- Remmy, dude, you're doin' it all wrong. *he tosses the Sue into the incinerator* we don't want them polluting canon, so we gotta dispose of them properly. Thankfully that was just some Sonic recolor, but, you can never be too sure.

[Tim Siguire]

"I deal with pesky fist fighters in my world... anyways, the best way to rid these sues is by proper disposal. Don't forget that if you can't fight it, loophole it."
I hope I run into a sue I can enslave... or at least beat the respect out of them.


Kaleb watches as the sue is property cremated.

[Angder]

Kern's fur started twitching violently as he heard the word 'enslaved'. He opened his mouth as if to say something, then changed his mind and turns away from Kaleb, the twitching dies down somewhat, but not completely...

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

 Parly fell onto his knees and started to caught up blood, "Oh no, what is this...?" Parly Looked confused at the others

[Angder]

Kern instantly moved towards the WolfCoon, and raised up onto his 4 back legs, prior to this, Kern was only about half the height of a normal person, now he reared up to being level with Parly "You appear to be suffering particularly severe hopping sickness" he said simply, "Your biology is trying to adapt to the slightly different physical laws of this new world"

Kern moved back slightly "Do you have any complicating factors for such a trip? have you suffered from any form of hereditary disease that might not function properly under slightly changed biological constants?" Kern's fur rippled up the segments, then down them again. the twitching completely stopped when Parly coughed blood.

"Assuming not, there is nothing to be concerned about for a creature of your biological construction, it will pass in about a minute"

[Aconitum]

A curvy female wolf with snow white fur and glowing green eyes floated above the area with a light smile on her face.

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Parly Looked at Kern and said "You would never know what i have been through" And then stopped to look around

[SilverSolstive]

Remulus rolled his eyes. "As long as the Sue is dead, I don't do janitorial work."

I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!

[Tim Siguire]

Kaleb sat in a chair nearby and leaned against a wall. "Hhhhh... the life of hunting these things down. Rowdy little vermin they are. I should take 'em through my rodeo, show them sue cowlicks how to play nice."
With an imaginary gun, he pointed at everyone going "bang, bang, bang, bang..." then he falls out of the chair.

[Rayleonarde]

((Am I too late to join?))

[Dubaku]

((Ray! Get yo ass in this RP!))

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

((It is never too late Ray ))

Parly Stood just watching the other furs doing there thing. He was not sure what a Sue was, But it looked like tho others where hunting them down.
"What is a sue and why are you guys hunting them?" He asked and looked at everyone scared at if the would look back.

[Tim Siguire]

"A sue is a living creation. Birthed from the pits of Fabric hell and raised onto the mind of an imaginary overlord that has everything his way. Basically someone, somewhere, thought of an Original Character for their favorite TV Show, Movie, or Story and made them a reality by putting them into a fabric that defies most .orals of whatever 'it' came from."

Kaleb looked towards the fur before standing up and resetting the chair. Then sitting in it again.