League of Anti Sues RP

[Angder]

Kern leaves the room. "need to fix my gun" He states.

[Cherry]

((uh, guys... Y it stahp?))

[Angder]

((Good question  ))

[Tim Siguire]

((We need a sue to hunt down! ASAP!! Let's start with easy ones! videogames! Especially ones with easily wreckable stories! Like Starfox! Nintendo based stuff! and i'll stop shouting... Sega, and... uhm..... hell... make something! DX ))

[Dubaku]

*BoardSmack gathers the group together, puts a wooden door in front of him and promptly kicks it down* Ladies and Gentlemen, have I got a sue for you. *he slams the tablet on the table, showing the details of the sue* He goes by Oracle The Alicorn. Married to and has a daughter with Princess Luna. Captain of the royal guard, defeated discord, defeated celestia, makes ya wanna puke. Get ready, people, we head to the My Li-*slowly breaks into hesitant mumbling*

[Rayleonarde]

Ray sighed. "My Little Pony, eh?" He chuckled, and shook his head. "Didn't think it'd be possible to Sue that one up."

[Cherry]

Cherry burst in a moment later. "you kidding? It's to easy to sue that."

[Angder]

"Agreed, my little pony has a lot of sues. It is also clear that these sues must be stopped" Kern readied the repaired gun. "I have not had time to make sure the gun works. so for the moment I will keep to healing people through conventional means. Its offensive functions however should work fine."

[Tim Siguire]

"Yeeeehaaaaww!!" Kaleb hopped up & down, twirling his hat and going to get clean clothes and a shower.


"Now.. it's not everyday I get to meet a talkin' horse. But I want to meet Derpy, or Muffins... talk to AJ. I used to watch parodies."
*runs off and cleans up*

[Angder]

"Keleb, there is a horse right there." Kern points at boardsmack.

[Cherry]

"wait a second." Cherry swiped at the tablet, bringing up details of another sue. "Tarra, controller of earth, capable of tearing the planet apart if he chose, no relations.. Eats metal. What?"

[Tim Siguire]

*returns, wearing his suit* "Yeah, but he isn't too special. No offense, Boardsmack. I just like a certain two or three ponies.. especially Apples. She can run a farm an' look good while doin' so. Plus.. Derpy, or Muffins.. whatever her name is, she's so darn cute. I'd take care of her and give her all the grass, hay, apples, carrots.. horses, everythang."


*stands up high, stretching* "I pardon if I sound so interested / obsessed. It's just one uh those things people like that they keep quiet about."


Kaleb looked at the tablet, reading everything. "This is insane."

[Rayleonarde]

Ray shrugged. "I wouldn't know. I don't follow the My Little Pony-verse."

[Angder]

"Neither do I" Kern states

[Cherry]

"I do." Cherry said.