League of Anti Sues RP

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Parly Looked confused, "No i won't be a part of this, Risking my life for some inanimate creatures is not my cup of tea..." He looked at Kelab, "Get me home to my city and my family and my life" He said with an agry voice

[Angder]

"You Parly, are one of those Inanimate creatures you are saving. It is, to our knowledge, Impossible to pull someone in from outside, and if someone ever did manage it, all the worlds would probably collapse " Kern's fur swished erratically as he spoke "And as for danger, there is more to dealing with sues than just killing them, we also must repair the damage they cause, the people who have their lives ruined, and the scars in the fabric of reality left when they do the impossible."

Kern dropped down, and stood on all 24 legs once again.

[SilverSolstive]

Remulus watched as they had their argument.

I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Parly Looked around "Excuse me did you just say Fabric of Reality?" Parly pulled a hexagon shaped plasma ring up from his pocket, "I am creating a machine that can bend the fabric of reality to a point where nothing exists in space that is 1 meter by 1 meter, maybe these sues could be at help"

[Angder]

Kern's fur Moved even more erratically, and for just a moment Kern's monotone seemed to break, and let just the slightest hint of anger and irritation into his voice. "You are a complete and utter idiot, If you think asking a sue for help is a good idea"  Kern stated.

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

"I am not, i am going to need a autopsy on one, for studying purpose, but then we will need a dead one and yes my research is a Time Machine" Parly Looked at Kern and smiled

[Rayleonarde]

Name: Rayleonarde

Age: 18


Species: Raccoon.


Rank: Initiate Anti-Sue


Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower, Flammenwerfer, what-have-you. Look, it sprays anything from fire to heated chemicals.


Appearance: Standard anthro-raccoon.


Gear: Heat resistant gloves and sleeves, welding goggles, and big black boots.


Personality: Happy-go-lucky, loves his job, likes working with others.

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

((What in the world happen to this RP ))

[Dubaku]

((Dunno))
You need a Sue to autopsy on? Next one's going to you, then. *turns to Ray* So, you another one of the new guys?

[Angder]

((I did not want to keep arguing, as I did not want Kern to actually come to blows with Parly, I was waiting for someone else to step in.))

Kern moved back, glaring at Parly. Once again he was questioning the motives and ethics of this group he found himself in...

"He is not getting any of my equipment to help in his endeavors, I think you are very unwise to trust him at all" He stated, simply. His fur was still moving erratically, but was starting to calm down a little as he spoke. His voice had already returned to its normal monotone.

[Taliaka Anichezachi]

Parly looked at Kern "No Worries, i am a professional i will cut one open, then we maybe can understand its anatomy a little more and maybe it helps hunting them down, you see"
Parly sad down and looked at the floor "I hope you understand that for some reason i want to help now"

[Angder]

Most of Kern's furs suddenly stand on end, only leaving a small line along his back that was not stationery.

"Boardsmack, a word please"

[Rayleonarde]

Ray nodded. "Yes sir. Fresh off of the production line, sir." He saluted. "Portable disposal unit, sir."

[Tim Siguire]

"Ahh.. Umm, buddy.. if you need some help with Disectin' a creature like a sue. I can be of assisstance, partener. I'll capture the little varmints an' you can use some of my tools to discover their insides and whatnot. I am just here to do my job, though."
Kaleb looked towards the guy requesting the disection.

"Oh, another question." Kaleb looked towards BoardSmack
"When is our first assignment and who are we gonna hunt? Surely these no gooders are causing ruckus and have a fine bounty over their heads. Maybe i'll find me an outlaw who just sticks out but doesn't care."

[Dubaku]

*he looks at Ray* At ease. *he looks back to Kaleb* There are Sues lurking at around various canon universes, it's as easy as just picking a door to a universe and just going right in. I heard Neko Sues fetch a rather high price.