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Offline kalan

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #120 on: July 28, 2015, 10:44:02 PM »
Lol

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back

A stick
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #121 on: July 28, 2015, 10:51:05 PM »
So once I once did stand up comedy and left with the whole audience laughing! Who knew it was funny to watch a guy pee his pants instead of tell jokes!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #122 on: July 28, 2015, 10:56:12 PM »
My boss hates when I shorten his name to dick especially since his names steve
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #123 on: July 30, 2015, 01:00:23 PM »
what did the mermaid

see a movie?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #124 on: August 04, 2015, 01:10:59 AM »
Have you ever eaten a clock?


It's very time consuming.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #125 on: August 04, 2015, 03:45:32 AM »
How do you catch a unique rabbit

Unique up on it
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #126 on: August 07, 2015, 01:45:32 AM »
So if a lawyer was drowning what would you do?

I'd read the paper and go to lunch
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #127 on: August 07, 2015, 03:12:23 AM »
Knock knock
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #128 on: August 07, 2015, 03:25:37 AM »
Who's there!?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #129 on: August 07, 2015, 03:34:02 AM »
I wanna hear the rest
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #130 on: August 07, 2015, 08:52:09 PM »
A sandwich walks into a bar.
- Sorry, we don't serve food here.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #131 on: August 07, 2015, 11:53:10 PM »
Dora's


(sorry for the wait there)
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #132 on: August 08, 2015, 07:23:50 PM »
Dora's who?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #133 on: August 09, 2015, 12:18:14 AM »
Doors Locked could you please open it, i am trying to enter but somewhat has locked it


Knock Knock
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #134 on: August 09, 2015, 12:18:52 AM »
*opens door* XD
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