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Offline Ryan Naismith

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2015, 12:04:36 AM »
Do pictures count?

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2015, 11:01:09 PM »
I don't think so but that is a bad joke.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2015, 11:40:12 PM »
Hue. Well, here's another one:

I wanted a bike, so I asked god. But I know he doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike an asked god for forgiveness!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2015, 12:16:06 AM »
A baby seal walks into a club.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2015, 01:32:53 PM »

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?


A coconut.



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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2015, 10:52:24 PM »
What happenes when a peanut who goes on Commedy Central.

He get's roasted.

(If you don't live in America, Commedy Central is an American TV Channel.)
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2015, 11:00:33 PM »
what do you do if your eaten by a lion
 
Run around and around until you're all pooped out
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2015, 03:38:58 AM »
Need an Ark I NOAH GUY!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2015, 09:53:43 PM »
I have to say, this is a hawkward situation!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2015, 09:58:31 PM »
(I have to say that to Razot XD)

Good eeveening.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2015, 09:59:17 PM »
I call fowl play!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2015, 10:01:09 PM »
I don't lynx so.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2015, 10:03:27 PM »
Gabe Newell walks into a Mcdonalds and attempts to order off of the menu, but every option on the menu is a salad, except for #3. Gabe Newell couldn't place an order.
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2015, 10:29:12 PM »
Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together?

They made an ass out of themselves!           

*Ba dum tish*
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2015, 04:01:09 PM »
A new steam sale comes about, 10 minutes later your bank account is empty, but your game library has 12 new games. You have only played 5 games in your 532 game library.
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