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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2015, 02:47:13 PM »
I don't know why you say Frenchies are hardcore. You should try eating pain, it's tasty !
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2015, 03:14:06 AM »
Have you ever noticed that glass kinda tastes like blood?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2015, 03:17:21 AM »
My life!

 Am I right?
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2015, 03:27:54 AM »
What, no

Im gonna die peacfully in my sleep like my grandfather not kicking and screaming like his passenger
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2015, 03:36:23 AM »
(I know it was kinda dark but ah well. I really like your joke though XD )

What's black, white and red all over?
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A penguin being mauled by a polar bear
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2015, 03:41:08 AM »
Alright this one is risky

How do you make a cat bark

Soak it in kerosene and throw a match. WOOF
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
both are loved and fun to be around

"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2015, 03:47:34 AM »
((My my my....that's really dark XD))

What did the T-Rex say to the cactus?


Nothing a cactus can't speak and the T-Rex is extinct...
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2015, 03:59:34 AM »
Thats awesome  XD

Can an elephant jump higher than a house

Of course it can a house cant jump
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
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"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2015, 04:02:36 AM »
Knock knock....
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2015, 04:05:41 AM »
Who's there
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2015, 04:06:59 AM »
Meeee....
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2015, 04:11:11 AM »
Meeee who
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
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"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 04:13:42 AM »
   








 



 









Like a boss
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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2015, 04:15:24 AM »
 XD it took me a minute
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Quote from: 138 on March 25, 2016, 01:19:19 AM
^Is my bust fren

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Quote from: Tim (138) on December 25, 2015, 05:50:57 PM
That made me feel so good. Oh my gosh. Thank you man and same to you  [hugs tight]

Quote from: Firox on April 11, 2016, 04:56:35 AM
I'm the same without Makias and Kalan!
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"Atleast your stomach will stop your tears from hitting the ground" ~Tim (138)

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Re: Tell A Joke
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2015, 04:17:26 AM »
Granted that's not how my name is pronounced, but it works for this case haha
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